As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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16773. | Willis (willistopher) | 63.84 | 95% | 2021-01-25 |
16774. | CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIG... | 63.84 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
16775. | alex (flanders125) | 63.84 | 90% | 2016-10-30 |
16776. | Lizzi (aalizzi) | 63.83 | 96% | 2022-05-22 |
16777. | LyFe (elvislin036) | 63.83 | 97% | 2022-01-20 |
16778. | Player_II (iamplayer) | 63.83 | 96.5% | 2021-02-22 |
16779. | José (josehenrique91) | 63.83 | 95% | 2023-12-21 |
16780. | Akuma (akumaayush) | 63.82 | 96% | 2021-09-14 |
16781. | Vivek (vivek_the_worker) | 63.82 | 99% | 2020-11-15 |
16782. | soda (sodafortwo) | 63.82 | 95% | 2017-04-12 |
16783. | Serv (servgd) | 63.81 | 96% | 2020-07-06 |
16784. | MangoBox (mangobox) | 63.80 | 92% | 2017-08-11 |
16785. | William (wei9798) | 63.80 | 98% | 2021-03-17 |
16786. | anif (slow_pianist) | 63.80 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
16787. | Alex (putzig) | 63.80 | 95% | 2019-04-10 |
16788. | nutmeg (jv13) | 63.80 | 97% | 2020-11-24 |
16789. | Mauro (mmudz_) | 63.79 | 96% | 2020-05-10 |
16790. | max (soleimsen) | 63.79 | 96.2% | 2021-02-26 |
16791. | arnab (dark_morty) | 63.79 | 96% | 2020-09-29 |
16792. | Wen Li (ykk3555) | 63.79 | 91% | 2017-02-07 |
16793. | AJCGxD (ajcgxd) | 63.78 | 96% | 2022-01-23 |
16794. | Lukas (cerilious) | 63.78 | 93% | 2015-05-01 |
16795. | _Nasta_ (anas_hamrouni) | 63.78 | 96% | 2022-10-29 |
16796. | Jeohn (jeohn) | 63.78 | 94% | 2018-10-25 |
16797. | beanz (beanzrgood) | 63.77 | 96% | 2022-01-04 |
16798. | PSSek121 (pavitarsekhon29) | 63.77 | 95% | 2021-12-04 |
16799. | Colin (colinquistador) | 63.76 | 95% | 2017-01-06 |
16800. | Brian (bjb5236) | 63.76 | 95% | 2022-01-08 |
16801. | De Leo (theleo) | 63.76 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
16802. | felis caracal (fkb8815) | 63.76 | 97% | 2017-07-23 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |