As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18860. | pukawarion (pukawarion) | 58.22 | 98% | 2021-02-24 |
18861. | Sanjii (ibetterbeimproving) | 58.22 | 91% | 2016-02-22 |
18862. | Hani (imonster_22) | 58.21 | 95% | 2020-12-08 |
18863. | Jens (flyfingers) | 58.20 | 92% | 2017-05-05 |
18864. | CerealKiller (zero_kool) | 58.19 | 97% | 2020-09-19 |
18865. | Atabek (atabekarapov14) | 58.19 | 92% | 2021-01-17 |
18866. | sam (scoombey) | 58.19 | 92% | 2017-03-27 |
18867. | Himanshu (himvins) | 58.19 | 92% | 2016-12-29 |
18868. | G Dragon (g.w.l.griffiths@b... | 58.19 | 89% | 2016-12-29 |
18869. | Mansi (mansidhall) | 58.18 | 96% | 2022-01-14 |
18870. | Royce (panda_7) | 58.17 | 95% | 2022-07-21 |
18871. | Squeak (oweozz) | 58.17 | 95% | 2020-01-21 |
18872. | Alex (fordalex) | 58.16 | 96% | 2021-01-10 |
18873. | Jiranimo (jiranimo) | 58.16 | 96% | 2022-01-23 |
18874. | Etienne (etienne_bepo) | 58.16 | 95% | 2021-05-17 |
18875. | Heide (vnit) | 58.16 | 97% | 2020-03-09 |
18876. | Djkh (djkh) | 58.15 | 96% | 2023-08-05 |
18877. | Yhun (yhunohrhang) | 58.15 | 95% | 2015-05-11 |
18878. | Kullar (kullar45) | 58.14 | 96% | 2023-10-19 |
18879. | Liw (oliwiainbolivia) | 58.14 | 96% | 2022-06-01 |
18880. | AJ (ajs_007) | 58.14 | 95% | 2023-04-24 |
18881. | lei (appleattack) | 58.14 | 96.7% | 2021-02-06 |
18882. | sigurd (nyanflavor34) | 58.14 | 89% | 2016-10-27 |
18883. | Ramudo (ramudo) | 58.13 | 95% | 2017-11-21 |
18884. | phauxy (phauxy) | 58.13 | 96% | 2021-06-01 |
18885. | Amor (itsamoreh) | 58.13 | 94% | 2016-02-20 |
18886. | Mrinmoy (mrinmoyss) | 58.13 | 97% | 2019-11-06 |
18887. | Syxxton (darqfoxx) | 58.12 | 96% | 2021-07-29 |
18888. | Viking (not_xp3og) | 58.12 | 94% | 2020-01-20 |
18889. | Karthik (epickarr) | 58.12 | 97% | 2023-08-30 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |