The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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15874. | hibiscus (malvaceae) | 77.66 | 97% | 2021-01-01 |
15875. | KLITSCHKO (dr_steel_hammer) | 77.66 | 93% | 2013-02-04 |
15876. | TiltClock (tiltclock) | 77.66 | 97% | 2021-05-25 |
15877. | Kitlion (nmthanh08) | 77.65 | 98% | 2011-10-13 |
15878. | Carlos (layonman98) | 77.65 | — | 2010-08-27 |
15879. | Daniel (natusvincere) | 77.65 | 92% | 2013-04-06 |
15880. | vivian !!! (pinkwafflecat) | 77.65 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
15881. | PBH (pbh19950) | 77.65 | 93% | 2012-07-14 |
15882. | Mark (exbibit) | 77.65 | 96% | 2017-04-23 |
15883. | Gee (ggayowsky) | 77.64 | 97% | 2019-05-02 |
15884. | Samantha (samnibbelink99) | 77.64 | 96% | 2016-12-09 |
15885. | Thien (thiennnt2021) | 77.64 | 98% | 2021-07-05 |
15886. | Mike (mikey5882) | 77.64 | 97% | 2023-08-15 |
15887. | Macy (macy200200) | 77.64 | 96% | 2019-09-08 |
15888. | David (pherric0xide) | 77.64 | 93% | 2011-11-21 |
15889. | Thonycar (54tpb) | 77.64 | 97% | 2018-08-21 |
15890. | bonboy (bonboy) | 77.63 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
15891. | Didier (borny) | 77.63 | — | 2010-03-31 |
15892. | rngy (rngyy) | 77.63 | 96% | 2017-10-27 |
15893. | noah (noahdj) | 77.63 | 95% | 2014-03-02 |
15894. | Ronald (yeminaung1927) | 77.63 | 96% | 2020-11-09 |
15895. | LoneRusher (lonerusher) | 77.63 | 97% | 2021-11-29 |
15896. | Axel (prodiicate) | 77.63 | 96% | 2020-01-09 |
15897. | Ellis (babyeatingatheist) | 77.63 | 91% | 2017-06-03 |
15898. | Platy (platypus517) | 77.63 | 95% | 2016-03-23 |
15899. | Andy (zettsengir) | 77.63 | 96% | 2016-10-17 |
15900. | YoloswagCashMoney (yolo_s_wag) | 77.62 | 96% | 2018-05-28 |
15901. | veljkoz (veljkoz) | 77.62 | 98% | 2011-07-27 |
15902. | Greg (gregstar123) | 77.62 | 97% | 2018-02-21 |
15903. | David (chronic_cross) | 77.62 | 98% | 2022-10-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |