So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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12451. | Mike (ironmk) | 80.31 | 99% | 2019-11-18 |
12452. | Don (yiehyuheng) | 80.31 | 95.1% | 2021-02-08 |
12453. | ap3rson (ap3rson) | 80.31 | 95% | 2013-03-26 |
12454. | Yash (yashness) | 80.31 | 98% | 2013-11-22 |
12455. | Matthew (mdjak77) | 80.31 | — | 2009-12-05 |
12456. | duck (randomduck145) | 80.30 | 95% | 2023-06-06 |
12457. | Sheel (sheel) | 80.30 | 96% | 2012-11-01 |
12458. | Sam (busiclucho) | 80.30 | 98% | 2018-04-19 |
12459. | Lawrence (lolrinse) | 80.29 | 93% | 2013-05-16 |
12460. | Scalbi (scalbi47yrsold) | 80.29 | 98% | 2020-06-30 |
12461. | chocolateknife (chocolatekn... | 80.29 | 96% | 2017-08-03 |
12462. | Kevin (tinyaether) | 80.28 | 96% | 2020-06-06 |
12463. | Polina (linak) | 80.28 | 97.5% | 2023-10-27 |
12464. | sumer (sumerzip) | 80.28 | 95% | 2021-03-18 |
12465. | π₯Ίππ (daddy_mememas... | 80.28 | 99% | 2022-09-19 |
12466. | Nathanael (samuraipizzacat29) | 80.28 | 91% | 2012-05-29 |
12467. | Morgan (morgansoares6) | 80.27 | 97% | 2023-05-10 |
12468. | Live (ugatyper) | 80.27 | 92% | 2015-09-15 |
12469. | Andrew (xj04129) | 80.27 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
12470. | Tom (demarini) | 80.26 | 97% | 2018-09-28 |
12471. | Van Hoang (hoangelec) | 80.26 | 96% | 2014-09-15 |
12472. | chopsticksss_split (chopsti... | 80.26 | 97% | 2023-05-19 |
12473. | Maarten (maartenv) | 80.26 | 90% | 2015-11-15 |
12474. | Bryce (brycetifer) | 80.25 | 96% | 2021-05-31 |
12475. | Johan (turbongus) | 80.25 | 97% | 2022-10-28 |
12476. | Saiya (zenger23) | 80.25 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
12477. | atef (atef_7534) | 80.25 | 97% | 2023-01-28 |
12478. | Colemak (half_as_fizzy) | 80.25 | 95% | 2022-03-21 |
12479. | Max (sekuro) | 80.25 | 96% | 2018-09-28 |
12480. | Olav (thederpygod) | 80.25 | 95% | 2021-11-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |