Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3794. | John (wegelius) | 64.20 | 96% | 2017-09-24 |
3795. | Ben (bens445) | 64.19 | 95% | 2018-12-20 |
3796. | tiglas (tiglas) | 64.18 | 98% | 2020-01-16 |
3797. | Katie (zippolighter) | 64.16 | 95% | 2020-11-18 |
3798. | Akshay (chugha) | 64.16 | 96% | 2017-11-12 |
3799. | Pyop (pyop) | 64.12 | 95% | 2020-01-13 |
3800. | Mary (wpj7321) | 64.09 | 97% | 2017-12-10 |
3801. | k (mkoo) | 64.08 | 96% | 2019-10-09 |
3802. | Ben (benyefet) | 64.07 | 96% | 2019-12-21 |
3803. | Diana (sharky15) | 64.07 | 99% | 2017-12-25 |
3804. | Ismail (shadowwalker3) | 64.06 | 93% | 2017-12-29 |
3805. | 💨💨💨 (ppraisethesun) | 64.05 | 95% | 2021-08-15 |
3806. | nadeem (nadeemgujjar) | 64.04 | 99% | 2020-07-28 |
3807. | Spencer (spencertyper) | 64.03 | 95% | 2019-03-31 |
3808. | ALED (elassyo) | 64.01 | 95% | 2020-08-28 |
3809. | Jenna (jeeennnaaa) | 64.01 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
3810. | Chris (xilteen) | 63.98 | 95% | 2021-07-24 |
3811. | imslowaf (imslowafuwu) | 63.98 | 96% | 2021-07-22 |
3812. | Martin (martinwong) | 63.96 | 95% | 2021-07-24 |
3813. | Waf (wafferizzle) | 63.96 | 96% | 2021-07-27 |
3814. | Kai (gigadelic) | 63.96 | 95% | 2020-08-05 |
3815. | lala (2eazzy) | 63.96 | 96% | 2019-11-02 |
3816. | Calliope (delphian_calamity) | 63.95 | 97% | 2020-03-21 |
3817. | Juke (jukezz) | 63.95 | 93% | 2017-10-30 |
3818. | Boba (tapiocaman) | 63.94 | 94% | 2020-06-21 |
3819. | Peter (beterbread) | 63.93 | 95% | 2020-05-11 |
3820. | hans (hmuendel) | 63.93 | 97% | 2020-09-01 |
3821. | Lara (chuiicdhk) | 63.92 | 96% | 2021-08-15 |
3822. | Raymond (raymennoodlez) | 63.91 | 96% | 2019-08-24 |
3823. | Sebastian (schmiffy) | 63.90 | 93% | 2017-09-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |