As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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12037. | Ken (kenkenken_) | 75.44 | 97% | 2020-10-25 |
12038. | Hamza (hamzeh97) | 75.44 | 97% | 2019-06-15 |
12039. | ✎ (john_z) | 75.44 | 95% | 2015-08-18 |
12040. | H. S. (morning) | 75.43 | 97% | 2018-08-01 |
12041. | bxttentwxce (heatandhoney) | 75.43 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
12042. | Daniel (danieldatyper) | 75.43 | 95% | 2022-04-25 |
12043. | nullchilly (tuwuna) | 75.43 | 95% | 2021-06-14 |
12044. | Type (typeracer_0) | 75.42 | 98.4% | 2024-01-10 |
12045. | dotMPEG (tsirotinsky) | 75.42 | 97% | 2016-06-24 |
12046. | Oscar (oscar842) | 75.42 | 97% | 2020-12-28 |
12047. | jeff (icecoldsprite) | 75.42 | 99% | 2021-01-13 |
12048. | Badog (mississauga145) | 75.42 | 92% | 2016-05-24 |
12049. | deeptrout (deeptrout) | 75.41 | 97% | 2023-06-28 |
12050. | PhaTTypes (phattypes) | 75.41 | 97% | 2023-12-24 |
12051. | nawap (deno_op) | 75.41 | 98% | 2021-03-12 |
12052. | Howard (bpiggy) | 75.41 | 98% | 2017-03-07 |
12053. | David (hugger69) | 75.40 | 99% | 2021-09-03 |
12054. | Andrew (wongsifu) | 75.40 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
12055. | jo (garvers) | 75.40 | 91% | 2017-02-23 |
12056. | scoopy (scoopyjohnson) | 75.40 | 97% | 2019-12-19 |
12057. | Meme (helix487) | 75.40 | 94% | 2017-07-12 |
12058. | Baerlatsch (baerlatsch) | 75.39 | 97.6% | 2024-01-31 |
12059. | Kaloian (forb1dd3n) | 75.39 | 96% | 2019-10-09 |
12060. | willy (willywongker69) | 75.39 | 95% | 2017-03-28 |
12061. | Stas (tracersm) | 75.39 | 99% | 2021-11-11 |
12062. | Vanessa (vanaenaeee) | 75.38 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
12063. | Iubar (iubarpacificae) | 75.37 | 98% | 2021-10-01 |
12064. | ian (ian_4) | 75.37 | 97% | 2022-03-30 |
12065. | Joel (joeljohnstone) | 75.37 | 98% | 2022-06-07 |
12066. | Mikael (bajkinman) | 75.37 | 98% | 2022-07-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |