Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4970. | Deepak (deepak7641) | 52.90 | 95% | 2021-08-10 |
4971. | Eric (asukawaifu) | 52.89 | 93% | 2019-10-29 |
4972. | Demogorgon (typeracer0110) | 52.89 | 95% | 2021-07-21 |
4973. | Roshan (roshan_satare) | 52.88 | 96% | 2020-05-08 |
4974. | Megan (megg0176) | 52.88 | 97% | 2019-07-29 |
4975. | sid (smcclean4) | 52.87 | 97% | 2017-12-09 |
4976. | James (jamesyyc) | 52.87 | 94% | 2020-10-03 |
4977. | Kenneth Rey (kennethdimaano... | 52.87 | 96% | 2019-12-18 |
4978. | Axel (axei) | 52.82 | 96% | 2020-10-23 |
4979. | Kevin (lordofwreck) | 52.80 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
4980. | Zain (zainabb) | 52.79 | 95% | 2021-08-11 |
4981. | timmy (timmy14) | 52.78 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
4982. | Bruh (nicesuu) | 52.78 | 95% | 2020-04-17 |
4983. | Daniele (dexter_28) | 52.78 | 95% | 2019-07-25 |
4984. | AVINASH (algebra1415011) | 52.78 | 96% | 2017-09-29 |
4985. | তৌসিফুল ফ... | 52.76 | 94% | 2020-06-29 |
4986. | wissam (wissam6090) | 52.75 | 95% | 2018-11-04 |
4987. | Loukas (loukatar) | 52.74 | 96% | 2020-06-06 |
4988. | iHDeveloper (ihdeveloper) | 52.74 | 93% | 2019-06-09 |
4989. | MaxVerstappen33 (newrookie15) | 52.73 | 94% | 2021-07-29 |
4990. | Rassulkhair (rassulkhair) | 52.71 | 97% | 2020-11-13 |
4991. | Sorin (tur7le0010) | 52.70 | 96% | 2020-05-24 |
4992. | ralph (realityloser) | 52.64 | 96% | 2017-09-08 |
4993. | Avinash (ersunny) | 52.63 | 96% | 2018-05-24 |
4994. | Ashton (luffy_san) | 52.62 | 94% | 2020-07-28 |
4995. | Saruulbuyan (erozionzeal) | 52.61 | 95% | 2020-09-16 |
4996. | Halil (lilko) | 52.61 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
4997. | Andrey (dreyster) | 52.60 | 92% | 2018-09-07 |
4998. | Jin (ginn273d) | 52.59 | 96% | 2019-10-24 |
4999. | blue (syfern) | 52.58 | 97% | 2018-05-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |