So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5168. | Yosapol (eji4h) | 98.21 | 99% | 2022-11-22 |
5169. | Eugene (mipfaw) | 98.21 | 91% | 2017-01-06 |
5170. | Kirke (kirke) | 98.21 | 98% | 2015-01-14 |
5171. | aaaaaaaaaa (pitstop222) | 98.19 | 99% | 2022-05-05 |
5172. | NairB (xtokyoghoulx) | 98.19 | 96% | 2019-12-11 |
5173. | Ricardo (roflmeister) | 98.19 | 97% | 2020-08-28 |
5174. | jacob (specterr) | 98.19 | 99% | 2022-09-11 |
5175. | Ryan (zedaso) | 98.19 | 98% | 2014-08-15 |
5176. | Forgottensands. (forgottens... | 98.19 | 97% | 2011-09-17 |
5177. | cool (hotdoggamer92) | 98.18 | 96% | 2022-04-10 |
5178. | T (tt147) | 98.18 | 99% | 2021-06-19 |
5179. | Princess B ~~ (bryonyp) | 98.18 | 95% | 2013-10-01 |
5180. | Chiragroop (cking123) | 98.17 | 98% | 2021-06-17 |
5181. | J™♥ (diabolosjb) | 98.17 | 97% | 2016-09-24 |
5182. | Erick (xjin678) | 98.17 | 91% | 2013-05-09 |
5183. | Cryp (cryptickaxar) | 98.17 | 97% | 2018-04-07 |
5184. | Drew (thecomedyne04) | 98.16 | 98% | 2020-12-15 |
5185. | John (deiplz) | 98.16 | 96.6% | 2021-02-01 |
5186. | K-man (kmac1720) | 98.16 | 96% | 2013-03-05 |
5187. | Widya (widyay) | 98.16 | 87% | 2014-05-19 |
5188. | Lord Karnage (lord_karnage88) | 98.16 | 95% | 2013-11-08 |
5189. | imnotpeteryo (imnotpeteryo) | 98.16 | 98% | 2012-12-19 |
5190. | Adam (adam_) | 98.16 | — | 2010-07-16 |
5191. | Trey (trey87) | 98.15 | 96% | 2016-02-04 |
5192. | Ian (s0ft3n) | 98.15 | 97% | 2021-07-15 |
5193. | Michael (sapient) | 98.14 | 98% | 2023-02-14 |
5194. | Priv (priv_punisher) | 98.14 | 97.9% | 2021-02-24 |
5195. | Prashast (prashast) | 98.14 | 99% | 2017-10-21 |
5196. | Rey (reybenedicto06) | 98.14 | 94% | 2014-02-23 |
5197. | Butterfield (cratorex) | 98.14 | 95% | 2014-09-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |