As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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12369. | Sphynx (sphynxy) | 74.55 | 97% | 2021-04-04 |
12370. | stanle2 (stanle2) | 74.54 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
12371. | Jotaro (udetha) | 74.54 | 97% | 2021-05-24 |
12372. | Lawson (themessiah46) | 74.54 | 94% | 2016-10-20 |
12373. | efergodox (efergodox) | 74.54 | 96% | 2016-11-20 |
12374. | Tien (tienile4) | 74.53 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
12375. | ttypist (ttypistt) | 74.53 | 96% | 2023-04-27 |
12376. | Jayson (thezeful) | 74.53 | 98% | 2021-11-23 |
12377. | your mom (jewsclues) | 74.53 | 96% | 2021-02-17 |
12378. | Xedar (xedar_ua) | 74.53 | 97% | 2017-01-08 |
12379. | allitAlmaty (allitalmaty) | 74.53 | 97% | 2016-12-22 |
12380. | Musta (mustaghami) | 74.52 | 96% | 2023-09-10 |
12381. | Maximal (maximalelder) | 74.52 | 96% | 2021-12-24 |
12382. | Allan (allanwchang) | 74.52 | 98% | 2021-11-29 |
12383. | Sir (sirramic) | 74.52 | 94% | 2016-05-16 |
12384. | Ham (vannizer) | 74.52 | 97% | 2017-04-24 |
12385. | Kevin (kevcomo) | 74.51 | 97% | 2023-03-13 |
12386. | Kingslayer (whybridv) | 74.51 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
12387. | Jeoff (7dollarburrito) | 74.51 | 96% | 2020-08-16 |
12388. | murdr (murdrkeys) | 74.51 | 96% | 2020-05-14 |
12389. | Timothy (timothyslash) | 74.51 | 97% | 2017-05-08 |
12390. | jack (thefriendlyfrog) | 74.51 | 98% | 2018-12-11 |
12391. | rohan (roni_goswami9) | 74.50 | 97% | 2022-09-12 |
12392. | Litheas (litheas) | 74.50 | 92% | 2017-04-19 |
12393. | KuuCya (kuucya) | 74.50 | 96% | 2021-09-21 |
12394. | 0z0ne (0z0nee) | 74.49 | 97% | 2022-05-31 |
12395. | mius (xempyreal) | 74.49 | 93% | 2015-09-18 |
12396. | theaveragedude (the_avg_dude) | 74.49 | 98% | 2020-04-06 |
12397. | Maple (laaquila) | 74.49 | 96% | 2019-06-29 |
12398. | Alice (salty_boi) | 74.48 | 97% | 2018-06-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |