So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19329. | AcidSid009 (acidsid) | 68.37 | 95% | 2021-10-12 |
19330. | Dogan (sharkty) | 68.37 | 97% | 2022-11-11 |
19331. | ahmed (machete_77) | 68.37 | 95% | 2023-09-28 |
19332. | Ayush (ayush08) | 68.37 | 96% | 2022-09-27 |
19333. | Harshal (bitbeast18) | 68.37 | 97% | 2021-12-03 |
19334. | Vada (vada) | 68.37 | 95% | 2016-08-18 |
19335. | 4Head (anele) | 68.37 | 93% | 2017-01-07 |
19336. | Trae (traeb1999) | 68.36 | 97% | 2020-08-20 |
19337. | rufus (rufus6409) | 68.36 | 94% | 2016-11-05 |
19338. | chris (microsoft_zune) | 68.36 | 88% | 2012-11-06 |
19339. | Konrad (smoedi) | 68.36 | 97% | 2020-01-23 |
19340. | Lucy (masterlu789) | 68.35 | 97% | 2021-11-04 |
19341. | Luis (redbeam) | 68.35 | 97% | 2012-04-11 |
19342. | Madison (mnbutler) | 68.35 | 95% | 2015-06-22 |
19343. | H (hajpoj) | 68.35 | — | 2009-06-26 |
19344. | Chin (chinnoname) | 68.35 | 94% | 2016-09-30 |
19345. | Juggle (juggle6) | 68.34 | 94% | 2021-05-22 |
19346. | badprogrammer (nw20141) | 68.34 | 96% | 2021-04-03 |
19347. | Nick (the_ginster) | 68.34 | 90% | 2013-05-20 |
19348. | Ifad (ifadardin) | 68.34 | 98% | 2021-08-31 |
19349. | wharup (wharup) | 68.34 | 100% | 2013-08-25 |
19350. | Jordan (mramazing1992) | 68.33 | 96% | 2014-11-22 |
19351. | loser (losingstreakwr) | 68.33 | 94% | 2022-07-14 |
19352. | Ash (toomanytocount) | 68.33 | 95.1% | 2021-02-21 |
19353. | Luda (ludavis) | 68.33 | 97% | 2022-01-03 |
19354. | Maninder (manindersingh) | 68.33 | 95% | 2016-01-21 |
19355. | new (pookieface) | 68.33 | 98% | 2016-04-09 |
19356. | Thiago (toliveira) | 68.33 | 99% | 2011-05-23 |
19357. | Csanád (csani_ryan) | 68.33 | 94% | 2011-05-26 |
19358. | Rino (rino_gitu_loh) | 68.33 | — | 2009-07-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |