So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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14049. | mael (maelstrom00) | 77.36 | 95% | 2021-04-12 |
14050. | Muffins (muffins) | 77.36 | — | 2009-05-16 |
14051. | KARTIK (kartikpodugu) | 77.36 | 98% | 2011-07-26 |
14052. | Collin (collin2212) | 77.36 | 97% | 2019-06-19 |
14053. | Elskrim (important) | 77.35 | — | 2009-11-29 |
14054. | Sean (laggermc) | 77.35 | 97% | 2019-11-04 |
14055. | Edward (edward54321) | 77.35 | 98% | 2018-06-19 |
14056. | Apathos (apathosss) | 77.34 | 99% | 2023-08-30 |
14057. | Edwin (nightseas) | 77.34 | 94% | 2013-07-16 |
14058. | TK (filfirst) | 77.34 | 98% | 2017-07-15 |
14059. | Guestwith9 (guestwith9) | 77.34 | 96% | 2023-03-30 |
14060. | Jared (eaggz_nutz) | 77.34 | 95% | 2022-04-16 |
14061. | Jackal (jsupz) | 77.34 | 93% | 2012-10-09 |
14062. | Caine (cainegt) | 77.34 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
14063. | J (jpero) | 77.34 | 98% | 2012-08-29 |
14064. | Brian (multimatum) | 77.34 | 94% | 2017-03-08 |
14065. | chesco (chesco97) | 77.33 | 96% | 2022-02-22 |
14066. | Andy (malcolm_reynolds) | 77.33 | 96% | 2013-09-06 |
14067. | Scott (whaleswhales) | 77.33 | 98% | 2013-10-27 |
14068. | Liney (pollypopcorn) | 77.33 | 96% | 2018-04-06 |
14069. | jason (jamonster2) | 77.32 | 96% | 2018-10-12 |
14070. | tstats[depsy] (depsy) | 77.32 | 96% | 2021-10-30 |
14071. | Night (nightvc) | 77.32 | 95% | 2021-03-04 |
14072. | Andree (ntuanson97) | 77.32 | 96% | 2021-06-20 |
14073. | James (frxction) | 77.32 | 96% | 2021-04-28 |
14074. | Luis Victor (anubis_9) | 77.32 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
14075. | matt (matterz5) | 77.32 | 98% | 2019-10-09 |
14076. | Mochi (skylane) | 77.32 | 98% | 2013-07-09 |
14077. | Dr Blue (dr_blue) | 77.31 | 91% | 2014-11-21 |
14078. | TH8R (db5_th09) | 77.31 | 98% | 2022-02-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |