As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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10958. | Qi (qitang) | 78.32 | 98% | 2020-12-15 |
10959. | captain357 (captaincool357) | 78.32 | 95.9% | 2021-03-03 |
10960. | Danny (dannytriestotype) | 78.32 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
10961. | ohayou (ohayo_velotype) | 78.32 | 97% | 2016-09-24 |
10962. | windycity2020 (cocolike621) | 78.31 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
10963. | Liam (bigli) | 78.31 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
10964. | Aloysius (dude101no) | 78.31 | 96% | 2020-04-19 |
10965. | Tahj (mathpunsaresin) | 78.31 | 99% | 2023-05-20 |
10966. | pissnugget (pissnugget) | 78.30 | 97% | 2023-08-27 |
10967. | Jim (jimthealien) | 78.30 | 96% | 2018-07-17 |
10968. | Paras (eifeltower) | 78.30 | 93% | 2015-12-12 |
10969. | From the river to the sea (... | 78.29 | 95% | 2021-01-03 |
10970. | Tsuki (tsuki56) | 78.29 | 96% | 2022-05-03 |
10971. | Andre (andr_ehh) | 78.29 | 96% | 2023-06-26 |
10972. | tstats[marcko042] (marcko042) | 78.29 | 97% | 2021-01-31 |
10973. | Hasan (kingofnumbers) | 78.29 | 97% | 2015-11-15 |
10974. | David (davidthegreat) | 78.28 | 95.7% | 2023-10-24 |
10975. | Snorking (snorkingo) | 78.28 | 96.9% | 2024-02-11 |
10976. | xerb (xerb) | 78.28 | 96% | 2020-09-04 |
10977. | AbdulQader (abdulqader) | 78.28 | 96% | 2022-03-11 |
10978. | C (cpandar) | 78.28 | 94% | 2015-12-07 |
10979. | Mun (wayback) | 78.28 | 96% | 2016-10-05 |
10980. | Sreedev (finetard) | 78.27 | 98% | 2022-04-12 |
10981. | Spindel (spindelhalla) | 78.27 | 98% | 2015-11-13 |
10982. | Bob (baine001) | 78.26 | 97% | 2021-11-27 |
10983. | Black Guy (blackguyfast) | 78.26 | 98% | 2019-02-03 |
10984. | Salman (salmanfaris) | 78.25 | 86% | 2015-12-25 |
10985. | Fasterplz (fasterplz) | 78.25 | 95% | 2023-01-20 |
10986. | Michael (michaeleekk) | 78.25 | 96% | 2015-10-02 |
10987. | KonStyle (konstyle) | 78.25 | 94% | 2016-10-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |