As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
14145. | Jude (jfendo) | 70.26 | 95% | 2021-09-22 |
14146. | Alikhan (pikachoof) | 70.26 | 97% | 2023-04-12 |
14147. | Abdullah (bunajim) | 70.26 | 98% | 2021-12-12 |
14148. | Jonathan (famestorm) | 70.26 | 94% | 2020-01-10 |
14149. | Julia (mantitties) | 70.26 | 91% | 2016-09-30 |
14150. | EthKrae (ethkrae) | 70.25 | 98% | 2019-11-11 |
14151. | Minh (formulasquid) | 70.25 | 95% | 2022-05-14 |
14152. | James (jamesofnet) | 70.25 | 96% | 2017-02-23 |
14153. | Atrin (satchafunkilus) | 70.24 | 94% | 2021-04-20 |
14154. | Aleksandar (a1eksandar) | 70.24 | 96% | 2019-05-07 |
14155. | choeqq (choeqq) | 70.24 | 96% | 2022-08-10 |
14156. | Mohnish (mohnish11) | 70.24 | 94% | 2016-03-04 |
14157. | Gustas (guzhazi) | 70.24 | 96% | 2021-07-18 |
14158. | Brian (peebran) | 70.24 | 96.4% | 2021-02-16 |
14159. | Ken (kenh) | 70.24 | 98% | 2021-02-16 |
14160. | Muzzle (muzzlerat) | 70.24 | 96% | 2016-02-28 |
14161. | Isaac (newton6674) | 70.23 | 98% | 2021-05-03 |
14162. | Ring2020 (ring2020) | 70.23 | 97% | 2021-05-02 |
14163. | HooLee (vladimir_ps) | 70.23 | 98% | 2017-08-03 |
14164. | Andoot (andikke) | 70.22 | 94% | 2020-07-09 |
14165. | Brock (brockwilsonrecords) | 70.22 | 96.8% | 2021-02-10 |
14166. | Andrew (slamsrus) | 70.21 | 96% | 2015-12-08 |
14167. | Daniel (dark0nee) | 70.21 | 96% | 2019-07-17 |
14168. | Hurulv (hurulv) | 70.21 | 97% | 2019-07-17 |
14169. | KoSak (kosak) | 70.21 | 93% | 2015-04-22 |
14170. | traino (elvis9) | 70.21 | 98% | 2015-05-13 |
14171. | Domen (antreu) | 70.20 | 96% | 2021-11-06 |
14172. | m0rsti (m0rsti) | 70.20 | 91% | 2017-04-04 |
14173. | Me (emailgmailcom) | 70.20 | 96% | 2023-06-05 |
14174. | Victor Fdz (vichorio) | 70.20 | 92% | 2016-02-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |