As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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21515. | Turbo (avash101) | 49.46 | 93.4% | 2021-01-30 |
21516. | Nemo (gage1216) | 49.46 | 94% | 2016-05-02 |
21517. | jacob (moggus) | 49.45 | 96% | 2023-04-06 |
21518. | salahaddin (mr3alah) | 49.45 | 86% | 2015-08-14 |
21519. | Ankit (ankit_10) | 49.44 | 97% | 2022-07-29 |
21520. | Radu (rdrnd) | 49.43 | 93.9% | 2021-02-22 |
21521. | Lincoln (poole_lincoln) | 49.43 | 96% | 2020-11-17 |
21522. | Aldrin (aldrincc) | 49.43 | 96% | 2018-05-04 |
21523. | David (zealous_emu) | 49.42 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
21524. | Laurence (labrando) | 49.42 | 96% | 2022-09-28 |
21525. | Kabir (hm_kabir) | 49.41 | 95% | 2022-12-02 |
21526. | tstats[kalirocketdev] (kali... | 49.41 | 97% | 2021-06-18 |
21527. | Hi (crispyo) | 49.41 | 91% | 2016-11-16 |
21528. | Manish (manish30194) | 49.41 | 96% | 2017-04-04 |
21529. | DanGaL2017 (dangal2017) | 49.40 | 95% | 2019-05-18 |
21530. | Tymofii (god_tima) | 49.40 | 95% | 2021-01-05 |
21531. | bella (bella4088888888) | 49.39 | 97% | 2021-11-19 |
21532. | Shaheel (lazer_2002) | 49.39 | 95% | 2023-02-24 |
21533. | Ishu (type_lust) | 49.39 | 94% | 2022-01-02 |
21534. | Victor (victorzasz) | 49.39 | 97% | 2021-11-23 |
21535. | vishi (vishisaxena) | 49.39 | 93% | 2017-04-28 |
21536. | Bilbo (dalerasearl) | 49.38 | 91% | 2015-04-17 |
21537. | cody (cody62) | 49.38 | 96% | 2018-01-26 |
21538. | Ahtasham (sh_ahtasham) | 49.38 | 95% | 2018-05-08 |
21539. | klokl (klokl1) | 49.37 | 95% | 2023-07-16 |
21540. | Affstein (affstein) | 49.37 | 91% | 2017-04-24 |
21541. | koumei (koumei) | 49.37 | 90% | 2015-11-05 |
21542. | Aslam (aslam__nijami) | 49.35 | 95% | 2022-11-06 |
21543. | Kurochi (kurochi_cyril) | 49.35 | 94.6% | 2021-02-18 |
21544. | FRB (joestroker) | 49.35 | 91% | 2019-05-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |