As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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12099. | David (hugger69) | 75.40 | 99% | 2021-09-03 |
12100. | Andrew (wongsifu) | 75.40 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
12101. | scoopy (scoopyjohnson) | 75.40 | 97% | 2019-12-19 |
12102. | jo (garvers) | 75.40 | 91% | 2017-02-23 |
12103. | Meme (helix487) | 75.40 | 94% | 2017-07-12 |
12104. | Baerlatsch (baerlatsch) | 75.39 | 97.6% | 2024-01-31 |
12105. | Kaloian (forb1dd3n) | 75.39 | 96% | 2019-10-09 |
12106. | willy (willywongker69) | 75.39 | 95% | 2017-03-28 |
12107. | Stas (tracersm) | 75.39 | 99% | 2021-11-11 |
12108. | Vanessa (vanaenaeee) | 75.38 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
12109. | Iubar (iubarpacificae) | 75.37 | 98% | 2021-10-01 |
12110. | ian (ian_4) | 75.37 | 97% | 2022-03-30 |
12111. | Joel (joeljohnstone) | 75.37 | 98% | 2022-06-07 |
12112. | Mikael (bajkinman) | 75.37 | 98% | 2022-07-29 |
12113. | Asier (asierart) | 75.37 | 96% | 2021-12-04 |
12114. | Mario (mario7lorenzo) | 75.37 | 97% | 2019-03-19 |
12115. | Andy (mouldy_peanut) | 75.36 | 93% | 2016-09-27 |
12116. | Kenny (moshine) | 75.36 | 96.6% | 2021-02-03 |
12117. | Zheng (lvzheng) | 75.36 | 94% | 2016-07-24 |
12118. | Max (maxvan) | 75.36 | 98% | 2018-12-03 |
12119. | Vince (vincentsneed) | 75.36 | 97% | 2016-04-19 |
12120. | HMK (gravelordnito0013) | 75.35 | 97% | 2022-12-26 |
12121. | Mohammad (moreda1999) | 75.35 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
12122. | Guest (insi) | 75.35 | 96% | 2017-01-02 |
12123. | Jonathan (the_mechanical) | 75.35 | 93% | 2016-12-08 |
12124. | Chris (chrisjordan23) | 75.34 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
12125. | Toxic (toxicbaby3000) | 75.34 | 97% | 2022-01-14 |
12126. | Sam (vynsta) | 75.34 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
12127. | . (sthjkvlr) | 75.34 | 96% | 2020-05-16 |
12128. | KHUSHI M™ (sweetgal_khushi) | 75.34 | 97% | 2015-07-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |