So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
13954. | Storm (storm_typer) | 77.56 | 96% | 2016-05-27 |
13955. | Jonathan (mrflores) | 77.56 | 94% | 2013-10-15 |
13956. | Phil (fillagain) | 77.56 | — | 2010-11-18 |
13957. | S (beerisgod) | 77.56 | — | 2008-08-22 |
13958. | Mike (atrulz) | 77.56 | 91% | 2012-05-04 |
13959. | Stretch (stretch_flex) | 77.55 | 99% | 2022-09-27 |
13960. | Danish (incognitofinito) | 77.55 | 91% | 2012-12-01 |
13961. | Dade (tms_dade) | 77.55 | 91% | 2017-03-14 |
13962. | Kendra (kendibean) | 77.54 | — | 2009-09-03 |
13963. | Wroom (a_a_a) | 77.54 | 96% | 2013-11-26 |
13964. | Anders (andersgamer15) | 77.54 | — | 2010-08-15 |
13965. | MBU 2092 (saga) | 77.54 | — | 2010-04-09 |
13966. | Ristache (mklol) | 77.53 | 93% | 2014-01-30 |
13967. | Abel (aebkea) | 77.52 | 95% | 2016-09-11 |
13968. | iluvv (iluvv) | 77.52 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
13969. | fyda was here (cthuihu) | 77.52 | 95% | 2018-03-29 |
13970. | Daniel (fragil1ty) | 77.51 | 89% | 2016-08-13 |
13971. | Projoe (vildern) | 77.51 | 96% | 2013-05-29 |
13972. | Dinkin (blindguy_mcsqueezy) | 77.50 | 97% | 2023-03-14 |
13973. | Justin (ustinj) | 77.50 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
13974. | Sam (samad_) | 77.50 | 96% | 2022-10-25 |
13975. | Qi (whathaha) | 77.50 | 96% | 2020-09-23 |
13976. | denny (eternal07) | 77.50 | 97% | 2011-11-11 |
13977. | mczerwi (mczerwi) | 77.50 | 95% | 2015-04-18 |
13978. | onion (onion_bread) | 77.49 | 96% | 2023-04-21 |
13979. | Leonid (leonid) | 77.49 | 94% | 2012-08-21 |
13980. | Miloš (br4nk) | 77.49 | 97% | 2023-03-25 |
13981. | Zachary (zacn01) | 77.49 | 97% | 2018-09-12 |
13982. | Caroline (caroline_sln) | 77.49 | 91% | 2014-12-23 |
13983. | Ba (rodgzilla) | 77.49 | 96% | 2016-12-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |