As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
12973. | Neptune (neptune_22) | 73.12 | 96% | 2021-01-14 |
12974. | Rogan (blubbygrubbs) | 73.11 | 93% | 2017-01-10 |
12975. | Helloween (tranduclocbkmail1) | 73.11 | 99% | 2021-09-30 |
12976. | Tim (dreamaz) | 73.11 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
12977. | Jayvee (jayvzee) | 73.11 | 86% | 2017-03-12 |
12978. | Rusty (saddled) | 73.11 | 98% | 2022-04-21 |
12979. | EndlessWhite (rowanl3) | 73.11 | 96% | 2017-05-16 |
12980. | Virgil (clinz63) | 73.10 | 97% | 2020-04-26 |
12981. | Thanh (d_t_nguyen) | 73.09 | 95% | 2017-03-28 |
12982. | Simply (simply_ice_tea) | 73.08 | 98% | 2019-07-16 |
12983. | Hung (hvngpham002) | 73.08 | 98% | 2021-04-15 |
12984. | Ryan (ryanjaketown) | 73.08 | 96% | 2020-04-27 |
12985. | João (jonmars3) | 73.08 | 97% | 2020-02-04 |
12986. | Gooby (goobytheturtle) | 73.08 | 91% | 2015-04-26 |
12987. | Young (youngson) | 73.08 | 91% | 2016-12-23 |
12988. | Purple_love (purple_love_) | 73.08 | 99% | 2019-01-07 |
12989. | augh (goodmint) | 73.07 | 96.7% | 2023-10-29 |
12990. | ngoc (ngocpt) | 73.07 | 98% | 2017-10-13 |
12991. | Kobe (viewsfromthe6) | 73.07 | 95% | 2021-07-20 |
12992. | jason (jeisen3) | 73.07 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
12993. | Minaricano (minaricano) | 73.07 | 95% | 2021-08-20 |
12994. | Aleksis (pixenix) | 73.07 | 93% | 2017-05-24 |
12995. | Jammy (jammyj0) | 73.07 | 93% | 2016-03-03 |
12996. | Bud (budmc29) | 73.07 | 97% | 2016-06-14 |
12997. | Ben (kurruption818) | 73.06 | 96% | 2020-01-03 |
12998. | mplayer (mplayer) | 73.06 | 95% | 2019-10-02 |
12999. | StaliaN (stalian) | 73.06 | 95% | 2022-05-16 |
13000. | RyanSTO (ryansto) | 73.06 | 86% | 2015-10-13 |
13001. | Huhuhn (huhuhn) | 73.06 | 94% | 2017-03-11 |
13002. | Katstats[karthikkumar]rthik... | 73.05 | 98% | 2021-09-30 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |