As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9748. | Young (a7ive) | 81.16 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
9749. | Vy (dinhtuvy) | 81.16 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
9750. | Ben (foereaper4k) | 81.15 | 96% | 2022-02-06 |
9751. | Lemuel (camo341) | 81.15 | 96% | 2016-02-18 |
9752. | smartisfun (smartisfun) | 81.15 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
9753. | Callisto (dpi24) | 81.15 | 97% | 2021-08-29 |
9754. | IntangiblePri (intangible_pri) | 81.15 | 97% | 2021-08-19 |
9755. | Hovari (hovari) | 81.15 | 95% | 2022-08-23 |
9756. | gc (smi_le) | 81.15 | 95% | 2021-03-12 |
9757. | Dmitry (___username___) | 81.15 | 93% | 2016-10-03 |
9758. | Isaac (caelstrasza) | 81.15 | 94% | 2016-06-03 |
9759. | Ikenna (odogwu) | 81.14 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
9760. | Turree (turree) | 81.14 | 97% | 2022-08-13 |
9761. | tino (tinooooo) | 81.14 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
9762. | Devin (shazamapajama) | 81.14 | 94% | 2016-08-30 |
9763. | Ban (ban_) | 81.13 | 98% | 2022-01-18 |
9764. | god (god_is_here) | 81.12 | 97% | 2021-11-08 |
9765. | -___Sailing_ (chesu) | 81.12 | 97% | 2020-05-31 |
9766. | Aditya (adi1ya) | 81.12 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
9767. | Shashank (kingshashank12) | 81.12 | 95% | 2021-12-28 |
9768. | Brett (go271) | 81.12 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
9769. | David (vicksdawg) | 81.12 | 92% | 2016-05-26 |
9770. | Accelerating (shuzuku) | 81.11 | 96% | 2020-08-17 |
9771. | Morils (morils) | 81.11 | 97% | 2021-06-17 |
9772. | Darko (midnight02) | 81.11 | 93% | 2020-07-06 |
9773. | Kiera (kraftykat) | 81.11 | 97% | 2017-10-26 |
9774. | Alexander (vennor) | 81.11 | 98% | 2021-11-28 |
9775. | 🤓 (unicorn101010) | 81.11 | 96% | 2020-07-22 |
9776. | Jinhwan (jinhwanlazy) | 81.10 | 94% | 2017-05-26 |
9777. | Sephie (lepoulets) | 81.09 | 97% | 2023-08-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |