As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5259. | angie :) (angwie) | 94.17 | 98% | 2023-03-07 |
5260. | winterml3on (winterm3lon) | 94.17 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
5261. | milkcha (ixxviii) | 94.17 | 98% | 2020-09-26 |
5262. | Grace (_graceli) | 94.17 | 98% | 2020-04-11 |
5263. | Maximus (sprachzarathustra) | 94.17 | 98% | 2020-06-12 |
5264. | Austin (galactiac) | 94.17 | 99% | 2016-01-17 |
5265. | Gavin (themusicman1104) | 94.16 | 96% | 2024-02-07 |
5266. | Theodore (theo52) | 94.16 | 99% | 2023-07-19 |
5267. | David (xifu) | 94.16 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
5268. | Kyle (ksil) | 94.16 | 93% | 2015-11-27 |
5269. | Kat (kitkatackley) | 94.16 | 96% | 2016-02-19 |
5270. | Bjorn (krishjelmstad) | 94.15 | 98% | 2023-11-30 |
5271. | Celsius 233 (celsius233) | 94.15 | 98% | 2022-05-11 |
5272. | (eikig) | 94.15 | 98% | 2016-09-10 |
5273. | TahirIqbal (tahiriqbal) | 94.15 | 96% | 2016-08-08 |
5274. | Julien (yamiyodare) | 94.14 | 99% | 2022-02-12 |
5275. | Am1n (vividus) | 94.13 | 98% | 2021-11-26 |
5276. | Danny (vetiver) | 94.13 | 95% | 2015-12-13 |
5277. | Keke (azumon) | 94.13 | 97% | 2018-04-19 |
5278. | nomansland (nomansland3) | 94.11 | 97% | 2021-12-08 |
5279. | Stefan Jovanović (stefanst... | 94.10 | 98% | 2023-08-16 |
5280. | jacob (jabucjamba) | 94.10 | 98% | 2023-04-25 |
5281. | nilansh (pralaya) | 94.10 | 100% | 2022-01-12 |
5282. | bruhPRO (bruhpro) | 94.10 | 98% | 2018-01-25 |
5283. | SelfAtari (selfatari) | 94.10 | 98% | 2019-10-06 |
5284. | umi (umiibun) | 94.09 | 99% | 2021-03-24 |
5285. | sloth (illeatyou) | 94.09 | 98.4% | 2021-03-02 |
5286. | KaFa28 (kafadts) | 94.08 | 98.6% | 2024-05-08 |
5287. | Nils (nilsons) | 94.08 | 97% | 2021-12-21 |
5288. | nana (goomi) | 94.08 | 98% | 2023-02-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |