Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5729. | Chapri 👛👛 (sunilswain) | 39.57 | 93% | 2021-08-09 |
5730. | Sephiroth (sephiroth1) | 39.53 | 96% | 2019-01-07 |
5731. | Antreas (antreas_antoniou) | 39.51 | 95% | 2020-04-19 |
5732. | sarala (sarala1234) | 39.51 | 94% | 2020-04-21 |
5733. | ritesh (ritesh123) | 39.48 | 94% | 2020-10-07 |
5734. | Alisher (qaga) | 39.46 | 93% | 2020-12-02 |
5735. | Sean (qpalzm123) | 39.36 | 96% | 2020-06-21 |
5736. | BigChungus (vynzvynz) | 39.25 | 95% | 2020-09-13 |
5737. | Rodrigo (rodri71) | 39.24 | 95% | 2020-05-15 |
5738. | venus® (venuspailer) | 39.14 | 93% | 2018-01-13 |
5739. | adil (volumzero) | 39.12 | 91% | 2017-11-10 |
5740. | H (furreal) | 39.06 | 93% | 2018-12-07 |
5741. | debendra (dbnz) | 39.05 | 95% | 2020-12-11 |
5742. | Kristofer (gardeborg) | 39.03 | 94% | 2018-10-22 |
5743. | Haris (sarakas) | 38.84 | 91% | 2018-08-24 |
5744. | Julian (dargo123) | 38.79 | 95% | 2020-09-12 |
5745. | Ashutosh (vegeta_2001) | 38.73 | 97% | 2018-07-14 |
5746. | Hung (hollwo_pelw) | 38.65 | 96% | 2020-11-14 |
5747. | HADI (adilmuhammadi) | 38.57 | 95% | 2019-12-09 |
5748. | Athul (night_shark) | 38.52 | 92% | 2020-07-11 |
5749. | Tam (josephtambmt) | 38.49 | 95% | 2017-09-03 |
5750. | Josh (creeperstkoed) | 38.43 | 92% | 2018-11-05 |
5751. | Alex (ivbbr) | 38.39 | 95% | 2019-04-28 |
5752. | Reilly (rxilly) | 38.37 | 94% | 2021-08-17 |
5753. | Marco (ankush12) | 38.27 | 93% | 2020-12-02 |
5754. | Balgow (balgow) | 38.24 | 92% | 2020-09-15 |
5755. | Caitlin (caitlinrosee) | 38.16 | 93% | 2020-04-05 |
5756. | void (voidxslap) | 38.14 | 92% | 2021-08-18 |
5757. | Md. shahintaj (shahintaj) | 38.11 | 94% | 2019-04-30 |
5758. | jugal (j1mmy) | 38.02 | 92% | 2020-10-28 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |