As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
11388. | snowfall7550 (snowfall7550) | 77.21 | 97.5% | 2023-11-13 |
11389. | EasyQuest (easyquest) | 77.20 | 98% | 2023-11-27 |
11390. | Frederick (fredericknotw) | 77.20 | 96% | 2015-04-26 |
11391. | Baris (bseber) | 77.19 | 91% | 2015-12-01 |
11392. | Mary (wpj7321) | 77.19 | 98% | 2017-05-10 |
11393. | bLiss (similar) | 77.19 | 95% | 2015-09-19 |
11394. | oldaccforpracticing (xsdrea... | 77.18 | 95% | 2021-03-16 |
11395. | Jack (detroitpistons16) | 77.18 | 94% | 2016-05-02 |
11396. | Aaron (alschwa2) | 77.17 | 97% | 2020-11-03 |
11397. | Hobo (hobo_rapper) | 77.17 | 98% | 2021-05-12 |
11398. | singhvaibhav100@gmail.com (... | 77.17 | 98% | 2015-12-05 |
11399. | Colambage (nushydude) | 77.17 | 97% | 2017-07-16 |
11400. | heidi (heiidi) | 77.16 | 95% | 2019-04-07 |
11401. | Eric (doze11) | 77.16 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
11402. | Semiz (semizooka) | 77.16 | 95% | 2020-10-18 |
11403. | Alex (hockeymna12) | 77.16 | 97% | 2020-09-10 |
11404. | Gagan Deep (gagan0123) | 77.15 | 99% | 2020-03-29 |
11405. | Raj (raj__) | 77.15 | 95% | 2021-11-20 |
11406. | NoDust__ (nodust) | 77.15 | 97% | 2021-06-05 |
11407. | Jed (erictheodore) | 77.15 | 98% | 2019-12-20 |
11408. | F (rotfrukten) | 77.15 | 87% | 2016-01-17 |
11409. | Victor (vctrku1) | 77.15 | 98% | 2016-06-20 |
11410. | B.Gettin'It (bgettinit) | 77.15 | 99% | 2016-02-17 |
11411. | Doink (doink02) | 77.13 | 99% | 2021-07-08 |
11412. | mm (smsa5000) | 77.13 | 99% | 2021-03-10 |
11413. | Pho (phobreze) | 77.12 | 96% | 2021-02-28 |
11414. | SFJ (sergioferrazjr) | 77.12 | 96% | 2017-06-21 |
11415. | Sandis (sandiss10) | 77.11 | 98% | 2017-12-13 |
11416. | Colin (coolcolinxyz) | 77.11 | 96.1% | 2021-02-20 |
11417. | Tricko (patpamplona) | 77.11 | 96% | 2018-12-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |