So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
17441. | Kal-El (notsosuperman) | 71.46 | 93% | 2012-12-18 |
17442. | Victoria (pineapplequeef) | 71.46 | 97% | 2018-05-22 |
17443. | cherry (cherryyuk) | 71.46 | 99% | 2011-10-26 |
17444. | Marilyn (marilyn_lun) | 71.46 | 95% | 2011-09-14 |
17445. | M (lefrost) | 71.46 | 95% | 2011-12-03 |
17446. | Harpy (harpy99) | 71.45 | 97% | 2023-04-07 |
17447. | Xavier (try2pass) | 71.45 | 90% | 2013-04-16 |
17448. | Tommie (tommiecat) | 71.45 | 98% | 2016-08-30 |
17449. | Dorian (dws49) | 71.44 | 95% | 2022-02-20 |
17450. | Shaker (shaker_faker) | 71.44 | 97% | 2023-08-19 |
17451. | Igor (igorjosifoski) | 71.44 | 86% | 2016-08-31 |
17452. | karim (new_function7785) | 71.44 | 96% | 2023-06-14 |
17453. | Max (maltshuler20) | 71.44 | 95% | 2021-02-23 |
17454. | Henrique (irnehp) | 71.44 | — | 2009-04-25 |
17455. | Beto (betoboullosa) | 71.44 | 97% | 2018-07-11 |
17456. | Anargyros (argy) | 71.44 | 90% | 2012-09-19 |
17457. | William (fastasfboiiii) | 71.43 | 95% | 2018-05-24 |
17458. | ngoc (ngocpt) | 71.43 | 98% | 2018-02-23 |
17459. | norman khou (normankhou) | 71.43 | 96% | 2023-04-27 |
17460. | Veduv (jigachad) | 71.43 | 96% | 2022-10-20 |
17461. | Joel (phitsuh) | 71.43 | 96% | 2019-09-18 |
17462. | Vahe (vaheg) | 71.43 | 92% | 2011-11-20 |
17463. | Paul (syvek) | 71.43 | 91% | 2011-10-25 |
17464. | Yoonsik (songcraft) | 71.42 | 95% | 2017-05-11 |
17465. | Greatesterick (greatestguy) | 71.42 | 96% | 2022-04-16 |
17466. | hockpond (hockpond) | 71.42 | 96% | 2022-09-09 |
17467. | Ben (eeee) | 71.42 | — | 2008-12-07 |
17468. | King JF (foongtastic) | 71.41 | 97% | 2023-08-21 |
17469. | Hugi (hugi97) | 71.41 | 97% | 2018-11-02 |
17470. | Dalton (daltonspear) | 71.41 | — | 2010-03-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |