So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8091. | Sydney (sydholla) | 89.61 | 98% | 2021-11-14 |
8092. | Daniel (danielwaker) | 89.61 | 96.5% | 2021-02-22 |
8093. | Barry (archchoa) | 89.61 | 95% | 2014-09-03 |
8094. | William (tirral) | 89.60 | 95% | 2011-09-05 |
8095. | Glennis (biotic_god) | 89.60 | 95% | 2022-02-12 |
8096. | Jin (jin_kx) | 89.59 | 91% | 2013-11-01 |
8097. | ed (edwardb) | 89.59 | 93% | 2012-12-25 |
8098. | Ernif (ernif) | 89.58 | 97% | 2014-09-09 |
8099. | Harald (mfafa) | 89.58 | 96% | 2017-04-30 |
8100. | Will (wbmustard) | 89.58 | — | 2010-12-17 |
8101. | Cody (zibraaaaaaaaaa) | 89.58 | 96% | 2022-03-14 |
8102. | SeanG (abnormall88) | 89.58 | 95% | 2014-10-25 |
8103. | moon272 (moon272) | 89.57 | 98% | 2022-11-06 |
8104. | m (flashyyy) | 89.57 | 97.5% | 2021-01-28 |
8105. | Near (nearly) | 89.57 | 83% | 2013-10-26 |
8106. | Atongs (atongs) | 89.57 | 94% | 2014-11-23 |
8107. | Sharpie (sharpieman20) | 89.56 | 97% | 2020-06-17 |
8108. | Martin (watchieboy) | 89.56 | 97% | 2021-10-03 |
8109. | (thelurkerman) | 89.56 | 89% | 2013-06-13 |
8110. | USAUSAUSA (usausausausa) | 89.56 | 97% | 2013-10-30 |
8111. | MINH (shinmyou) | 89.55 | 98% | 2020-06-29 |
8112. | Anant (hero_shukla) | 89.55 | 96% | 2023-05-16 |
8113. | Richard (rbarlow) | 89.55 | 94% | 2012-05-16 |
8114. | Anshu (achimala) | 89.55 | — | 2010-02-15 |
8115. | Cheese (you_like_cheese_dog) | 89.54 | 99% | 2021-06-10 |
8116. | Chanice (mermaidsrule420) | 89.54 | 97% | 2022-02-11 |
8117. | J0kerJ4y (j0kerj4y) | 89.54 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
8118. | Vexell (vexell) | 89.53 | 96% | 2021-09-19 |
8119. | Xenocide (xenocidepc) | 89.53 | 97% | 2021-10-03 |
8120. | ಠ_ರೃ Don Vito (nerdyn... | 89.53 | 99% | 2018-04-22 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |