As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
17831. | Nicklas (japhix) | 60.80 | 89% | 2015-04-14 |
17832. | Poon (auxin001) | 60.80 | 96% | 2022-11-13 |
17833. | Steve (chinwaggysteve) | 60.80 | 97% | 2016-03-15 |
17834. | Mauro (aeuhuea) | 60.80 | 95% | 2016-06-06 |
17835. | HAIDER (india_) | 60.78 | 99% | 2022-09-30 |
17836. | David (dm1701) | 60.78 | 97% | 2020-10-18 |
17837. | Đức (buinguyendinhduc96) | 60.78 | 93% | 2016-06-01 |
17838. | Tin (tintinpepsi) | 60.77 | 97% | 2022-03-17 |
17839. | Prajwal (prajwalr) | 60.77 | 95% | 2022-10-27 |
17840. | Origami (lilleline) | 60.77 | 96% | 2016-07-06 |
17841. | Ayush (the_dealer) | 60.76 | 98% | 2018-09-23 |
17842. | world (splitword) | 60.75 | 97% | 2023-06-03 |
17843. | I (blitzfinger_bob) | 60.75 | 96% | 2023-10-12 |
17844. | BrownBoy (aadi009) | 60.75 | 95.8% | 2021-02-21 |
17845. | Anatoli (errormaker) | 60.75 | 97.3% | 2021-02-18 |
17846. | Marco (ankush12) | 60.75 | 93% | 2021-12-25 |
17847. | Ibrahim (platon) | 60.74 | 94% | 2020-01-04 |
17848. | Adil (adil_017) | 60.74 | 89% | 2016-12-01 |
17849. | Hayden (under910) | 60.74 | 95% | 2019-05-09 |
17850. | Nayan (hatke42) | 60.74 | 98% | 2019-12-04 |
17851. | You're Slow (kronosxfleet) | 60.73 | 97% | 2021-04-10 |
17852. | lars (vollkornaffe) | 60.73 | 93% | 2016-12-21 |
17853. | Peter (jclj9000) | 60.73 | 99% | 2016-05-06 |
17854. | niyon01 (niyon01) | 60.72 | 96.9% | 2023-12-04 |
17855. | Natalie (dolphinbunny359) | 60.72 | 94% | 2019-01-17 |
17856. | hinotori (hinotori) | 60.72 | 96% | 2022-12-20 |
17857. | defiant (aarav1) | 60.72 | 98% | 2020-07-17 |
17858. | Chidera (moving_on) | 60.72 | 91% | 2016-07-01 |
17859. | Oatseveryday (oatseveryday) | 60.71 | 96% | 2022-04-16 |
17860. | wonaeryschungaryen (wonaery... | 60.71 | 96% | 2023-09-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |