As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3835. | naclytyper (nikhila) | 99.89 | 98% | 2018-12-17 |
3836. | TaiwanNumbaOne (baboocrap) | 99.88 | 98% | 2024-02-12 |
3837. | RioDa (bleachinq) | 99.88 | 98% | 2023-06-04 |
3838. | A (antykingfish) | 99.88 | 98% | 2017-06-03 |
3839. | Duck (bonbion) | 99.87 | 90% | 2015-04-10 |
3840. | tom (ixjnkeewnoxx) | 99.87 | 97% | 2021-08-08 |
3841. | weicer (weicer) | 99.87 | 98% | 2022-02-19 |
3842. | Tim (tmills9105) | 99.87 | 94% | 2016-06-03 |
3843. | hehe (blazeclash) | 99.86 | 98% | 2022-08-02 |
3844. | Tanuj (tanuj23) | 99.86 | 97% | 2022-10-13 |
3845. | ProfessionalAussieChoker (c... | 99.85 | 97% | 2021-05-31 |
3846. | lettel (lettel) | 99.85 | 98.4% | 2023-09-24 |
3847. | LockStock (lockstock) | 99.85 | 99% | 2023-06-12 |
3848. | Michael (mike_racer) | 99.84 | 98% | 2022-01-02 |
3849. | BR (brdiesel) | 99.84 | 97% | 2022-03-28 |
3850. | Phuong-Nhi (peanutbutter333) | 99.84 | 98% | 2020-05-15 |
3851. | Davy (clouderz) | 99.83 | 91% | 2016-01-13 |
3852. | Jeffrey (jeffreyz8) | 99.83 | 93% | 2015-06-29 |
3853. | Van (umbala_meo) | 99.83 | 99% | 2018-10-11 |
3854. | Max (max424) | 99.82 | 97.8% | 2023-10-04 |
3855. | dinosaurusrex (dinosaurusrex) | 99.82 | 97% | 2021-04-19 |
3856. | Ian (e__n) | 99.82 | 98% | 2020-01-28 |
3857. | Alan (allanafdn) | 99.82 | 98% | 2020-06-06 |
3858. | Colin (colincall23) | 99.82 | 96.8% | 2021-02-14 |
3859. | Faas (sneakym0nk3y) | 99.82 | 98% | 2021-12-28 |
3860. | Alec (alxiang) | 99.81 | 96% | 2021-12-20 |
3861. | Hanna (laleylu) | 99.81 | 97% | 2016-05-21 |
3862. | fried fish (seventh77) | 99.80 | 97% | 2017-04-18 |
3863. | Dodo (dangerousdodo) | 99.79 | 97% | 2022-08-24 |
3864. | Anderson (andyshyper) | 99.78 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |