As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3984. | Chimpus (chimpusmagnum) | 99.15 | 96% | 2019-03-07 |
3985. | Khastro (peterakd) | 99.15 | 98% | 2019-05-08 |
3986. | THE JEWELL (wildhorsesthe2nd) | 99.14 | 98% | 2019-07-02 |
3987. | Opmrph (opmrph) | 99.14 | 98% | 2022-05-22 |
3988. | WearAMask (trini_devan) | 99.14 | 99% | 2017-08-28 |
3989. | Tentic (tentic) | 99.13 | 98% | 2022-05-12 |
3990. | Jinf931 (jinf931) | 99.13 | 98% | 2022-01-05 |
3991. | Old Theme Rocks (dthp32776) | 99.13 | 97% | 2022-03-18 |
3992. | Jaunty (jaunty_jalopy) | 99.13 | 100% | 2019-06-08 |
3993. | MrRubiksSC (mrrubikssc) | 99.12 | 100% | 2023-03-15 |
3994. | Nathan (eastonxd) | 99.12 | 96% | 2019-11-30 |
3995. | 鍙仔colemak (hulkct) | 99.12 | 97% | 2023-09-11 |
3996. | mtrc (mdkotlik) | 99.12 | 97% | 2023-02-01 |
3997. | kimi (kimboli) | 99.11 | 97% | 2022-07-19 |
3998. | λ (yambda) | 99.11 | 97.4% | 2023-10-30 |
3999. | The Batman (mattman6886) | 99.11 | 98% | 2016-01-30 |
4000. | Strahinja (zlatan3412) | 99.10 | 94% | 2016-10-06 |
4001. | Versus (ultra__instinct) | 99.10 | 98% | 2018-12-23 |
4002. | Brandon (brandonkarp) | 99.09 | 98% | 2021-07-02 |
4003. | Alex (wu2481632) | 99.09 | 94% | 2016-12-11 |
4004. | Nigel (ferretinahat) | 99.08 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
4005. | can't type :) (void7750) | 99.07 | 97.3% | 2021-02-16 |
4006. | Owen (luoowen) | 99.06 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
4007. | too good for u (soilderboy) | 99.05 | 97% | 2021-09-04 |
4008. | nil (nilmoe) | 99.04 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
4009. | :) (drewroen) | 99.04 | 93% | 2016-02-10 |
4010. | Khan Ali (shahkhan) | 99.03 | 98% | 2016-11-22 |
4011. | 🤔 (akixuu) | 99.02 | 97.2% | 2024-03-20 |
4012. | Macy (macylace) | 99.02 | 97% | 2023-05-04 |
4013. | SpicyAsianBoy (spicyasianboy) | 99.02 | 98% | 2017-10-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |