The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7840. | John (chopsuey) | 93.68 | — | 2009-07-31 |
7841. | Will (williamwang) | 93.67 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
7842. | God (vampireboytoy1999) | 93.67 | 94% | 2015-03-05 |
7843. | Timothy (adral) | 93.67 | 98.1% | 2023-10-04 |
7844. | blue2electricboogaloo (105wpm) | 93.66 | 99% | 2022-01-20 |
7845. | Max (2zmaxx) | 93.66 | 95% | 2023-09-15 |
7846. | deadnotsleeping (deadnotsle... | 93.66 | 97% | 2013-07-30 |
7847. | Jon (jjoelson) | 93.66 | 95% | 2014-05-05 |
7848. | Theany (p_theany) | 93.66 | — | 2011-01-02 |
7849. | Ariffin (ariffin) | 93.66 | 97% | 2021-11-26 |
7850. | no one cares (speedyant) | 93.66 | 96% | 2018-12-19 |
7851. | Mark (anoob) | 93.65 | 94% | 2011-11-17 |
7852. | qwert (qwert_13) | 93.65 | 97% | 2015-04-20 |
7853. | Bacon (raymondmo) | 93.65 | 98% | 2018-10-31 |
7854. | Jordan (sundayjim) | 93.64 | 98% | 2015-11-19 |
7855. | เป็ดฟ้า (blueju) | 93.64 | 98% | 2015-05-10 |
7856. | th (thanasis2002) | 93.63 | 98% | 2014-08-31 |
7857. | Amelia (piclo7) | 93.63 | 97% | 2022-01-25 |
7858. | Shortbread (bs000) | 93.63 | 96% | 2014-10-31 |
7859. | bunbun (typerbun) | 93.63 | 94% | 2017-03-29 |
7860. | Victor (larsl33t) | 93.63 | 90% | 2014-03-25 |
7861. | Stephanie (imreallycool) | 93.62 | 97% | 2011-10-12 |
7862. | ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ (sebastiuon) | 93.62 | 97% | 2014-09-17 |
7863. | Myron (myronronron) | 93.62 | 97% | 2020-04-03 |
7864. | Ayvan (dharmablade) | 93.62 | 97% | 2021-11-09 |
7865. | Arga (argasaragih) | 93.61 | 97% | 2023-03-22 |
7866. | Alex (alexinfinity) | 93.61 | 97.4% | 2023-09-30 |
7867. | Made (aryx) | 93.61 | 98% | 2015-05-18 |
7868. | Sam (samb11) | 93.61 | 97% | 2021-09-04 |
7869. | David (funnerer) | 93.61 | 97% | 2016-11-30 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |