So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1478. | Yanda (yanda) | 117.99 | 90% | 2016-08-21 |
1479. | DUFOUR (dufour) | 117.99 | 98% | 2022-03-05 |
1480. | Justice (paralytic) | 117.99 | 89% | 2016-05-09 |
1481. | (khronic) | 117.98 | 99% | 2019-04-29 |
1482. | Travis (sixen) | 117.96 | 96% | 2015-08-07 |
1483. | Matt (mrhongaku) | 117.95 | 99% | 2014-12-16 |
1484. | Frank (franko) | 117.95 | — | 2010-04-22 |
1485. | madsin5022 (pmadhukar2) | 117.92 | 97% | 2015-06-11 |
1486. | noidburger (noidburger) | 117.91 | 97% | 2015-02-16 |
1487. | Patrick (patttt) | 117.90 | — | 2008-08-18 |
1488. | Marvin (marvin737) | 117.90 | 97% | 2011-10-26 |
1489. | Ray (iconoclasm84) | 117.90 | 99% | 2015-11-01 |
1490. | Justin (juicet1n2) | 117.89 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
1491. | Colin (blank9167) | 117.83 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
1492. | Thomas (uedoh) | 117.83 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
1493. | Evan (evan_h) | 117.83 | 97% | 2014-07-04 |
1494. | Joel (typead00d) | 117.82 | — | 2009-11-13 |
1495. | Headhunter (burn) | 117.82 | — | 2008-12-14 |
1496. | Kelvin Jay (kelvinjay) | 117.81 | 99% | 2015-05-22 |
1497. | Aaron (daggertye) | 117.80 | 99% | 2022-07-28 |
1498. | grumbles (sbsat7) | 117.79 | 99% | 2014-02-10 |
1499. | frohman (frohman) | 117.79 | 95% | 2012-09-25 |
1500. | Fish (fish753) | 117.79 | 98% | 2018-10-05 |
1501. | Shaxi (shaxigaming) | 117.77 | 95% | 2013-06-01 |
1502. | Katie (typerkate) | 117.77 | 98% | 2018-03-19 |
1503. | akanos (akanos) | 117.77 | — | 2009-03-23 |
1504. | UlteriorMotives (ulteriormo... | 117.75 | 99% | 2022-12-18 |
1505. | Alice (theworryrock) | 117.75 | — | 2010-06-01 |
1506. | Alonzo (ihavegum) | 117.75 | 98% | 2018-09-08 |
1507. | . (idiot5) | 117.74 | 98% | 2014-07-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |