So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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16068. | bonboy (bonboy) | 73.80 | 98% | 2016-03-17 |
16069. | Guest (hjkl0) | 73.79 | 96% | 2015-08-24 |
16070. | Sunny (ssg009) | 73.79 | — | 2009-01-12 |
16071. | Stephen (steviebeans) | 73.79 | 94% | 2017-06-23 |
16072. | Sparkils (sparkils) | 73.78 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
16073. | lolness1121 (andrewyu1121) | 73.78 | 96% | 2023-06-04 |
16074. | Lucca (9fingersonly) | 73.78 | 95% | 2020-11-30 |
16075. | olivia (livliv) | 73.77 | 96% | 2020-04-16 |
16076. | SirSAR (sir_sar_16) | 73.77 | 97% | 2023-10-10 |
16077. | Gage (gvanderclay) | 73.77 | 94% | 2017-04-24 |
16078. | Julie (codex13) | 73.77 | 98% | 2023-01-17 |
16079. | Morgan Freeman (16371) | 73.77 | 97% | 2017-06-16 |
16080. | MangroveMan (swampy) | 73.77 | 99% | 2013-09-06 |
16081. | Aleksi (jeboust) | 73.77 | 95% | 2023-03-09 |
16082. | Ethan (emahaulu20) | 73.77 | 98% | 2015-11-20 |
16083. | Chi Yong (chi_yong) | 73.77 | 95% | 2011-07-23 |
16084. | Tristan (sinned_callgod) | 73.76 | 96% | 2023-03-26 |
16085. | Fire (tytysoeng) | 73.76 | 98% | 2023-04-11 |
16086. | David (chronic_cross) | 73.76 | 97% | 2021-10-30 |
16087. | Twoddle (twoddle) | 73.76 | 99% | 2013-05-23 |
16088. | Roland (radambc) | 73.76 | 98% | 2023-07-18 |
16089. | Fer (fer_nando) | 73.76 | 91% | 2013-09-25 |
16090. | Stephen (tarheelz884) | 73.76 | 96% | 2014-06-10 |
16091. | Charlie (apollodeus) | 73.76 | 92% | 2014-12-06 |
16092. | Juan Carlos (jcgarfield) | 73.76 | — | 2010-08-15 |
16093. | lim (yeeping1) | 73.76 | 99% | 2015-01-04 |
16094. | Emanuel (google_me) | 73.75 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
16095. | William (willtothewong) | 73.75 | 94% | 2014-07-27 |
16096. | Mohammad (mr_loooop) | 73.75 | 96% | 2021-03-15 |
16097. | Solomon (inquisitor) | 73.75 | — | 2010-07-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |