So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9282. | Free (just_free2318) | 86.74 | 96% | 2023-08-09 |
9283. | Dino (dinook) | 86.74 | 98% | 2022-03-14 |
9284. | mike (mima) | 86.74 | — | 2008-10-26 |
9285. | Mr. (mrasp) | 86.73 | 95.7% | 2023-09-28 |
9286. | Mukundan (mukundan314) | 86.73 | 97% | 2023-02-17 |
9287. | Ethan (humm1ngbird) | 86.73 | 95% | 2020-12-28 |
9288. | Mato (matoxz) | 86.72 | 97% | 2021-10-18 |
9289. | Minh (bietdoikiem) | 86.72 | 97% | 2022-02-27 |
9290. | richa (richa69) | 86.72 | 98% | 2023-01-17 |
9291. | ❗ youtu.be/T2FPRc5jKbw (c... | 86.72 | 95.1% | 2021-02-08 |
9292. | Juan (mecagoentodo) | 86.72 | 98% | 2022-01-09 |
9293. | Markus (demonikuski) | 86.72 | 97% | 2016-01-27 |
9294. | Storm (stormcenter) | 86.72 | 97% | 2013-10-20 |
9295. | Arun (arunsarma97) | 86.71 | 97% | 2020-05-23 |
9296. | William (implosive_) | 86.71 | 98% | 2018-08-12 |
9297. | Silent G (leemechanics) | 86.71 | 94% | 2014-07-15 |
9298. | Katie (hastingsk86) | 86.70 | 99% | 2019-11-19 |
9299. | timothy (tvanderzee) | 86.70 | 94% | 2015-08-23 |
9300. | JackDorito (jackdorit0) | 86.70 | 98% | 2021-02-22 |
9301. | Grace (gracesaysrawr) | 86.70 | — | 2010-04-24 |
9302. | Mike (jmut12000) | 86.70 | 94% | 2014-02-13 |
9303. | Work (thenoblesunfish) | 86.70 | 91% | 2016-09-06 |
9304. | 😳 (expertgeneralist) | 86.69 | 98% | 2021-11-22 |
9305. | Paddi (adriott) | 86.69 | 96% | 2023-10-05 |
9306. | Ben (rockdtben) | 86.69 | 98% | 2015-07-31 |
9307. | 宇都宮 虎丸 (phibatbai) | 86.69 | 97% | 2013-04-10 |
9308. | mtp (emtepe) | 86.69 | — | 2010-10-11 |
9309. | lunamal (lunamal) | 86.68 | 96% | 2023-06-13 |
9310. | Jon (clockwork) | 86.68 | — | 2008-09-03 |
9311. | WizPak (gaigehegge1999) | 86.68 | 93% | 2016-04-28 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |