So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
24571. | Ashley (italian84) | 59.78 | — | 2010-05-07 |
24572. | andrea (andreacirri) | 59.78 | — | 2009-03-15 |
24573. | ankit (ankitk) | 59.78 | — | 2009-06-28 |
24574. | kambing (zakaria_si_pendendam) | 59.78 | 96% | 2011-11-17 |
24575. | ಠ▄ಠ (bettermichael) | 59.78 | 89% | 2015-09-10 |
24576. | Shaun (scuffedorangutan) | 59.77 | 95% | 2022-05-30 |
24577. | Nick (lookin4beans) | 59.77 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
24578. | Darwin (spellmancer) | 59.77 | — | 2009-09-10 |
24579. | sanda (alex35003) | 59.77 | 91% | 2012-09-24 |
24580. | ϟαη☂◎ṧℌ (skm4san... | 59.77 | 94% | 2013-02-20 |
24581. | Shaisab (shaisab) | 59.77 | 94% | 2014-06-11 |
24582. | Megan (noctive) | 59.76 | 88% | 2015-12-10 |
24583. | Tylor (agentbojangles) | 59.76 | 90% | 2015-01-18 |
24584. | Charles (politbur0) | 59.76 | 95% | 2021-02-12 |
24585. | Samantha (samafilbeit) | 59.76 | 94% | 2012-07-03 |
24586. | Max (maxdwolf) | 59.76 | — | 2010-12-17 |
24587. | James Paul (ap1ng) | 59.75 | 99% | 2021-11-29 |
24588. | Yuji (yujixyuji) | 59.75 | 95% | 2021-11-19 |
24589. | qzco (qzco) | 59.75 | 97% | 2022-10-14 |
24590. | Tung (tungpham20) | 59.75 | 95% | 2017-04-07 |
24591. | betül (btlcrt) | 59.75 | — | 2011-01-11 |
24592. | Juan illo (juanillo) | 59.75 | 95% | 2018-09-06 |
24593. | Noé (phlogistique) | 59.75 | 94% | 2013-11-10 |
24594. | Excellence® (kunal_saxena) | 59.75 | 92% | 2011-06-13 |
24595. | CM storm (khoadaxoa) | 59.75 | 88% | 2011-06-16 |
24596. | bresgamo (sneymo) | 59.74 | 97% | 2022-05-10 |
24597. | Sam (camsam) | 59.74 | 97% | 2019-07-29 |
24598. | jinhwan (fleo0917) | 59.74 | 91% | 2016-06-07 |
24599. | Dakota (warriorbbq) | 59.74 | 94% | 2012-11-22 |
24600. | Dejan (koliko) | 59.74 | 93% | 2013-10-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |