Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2717. | BMO (balot2020) | 71.96 | 97% | 2020-01-13 |
2718. | Karan (iamkaran2) | 71.95 | 98% | 2021-08-09 |
2719. | Last Michael (last_michael) | 71.92 | 97% | 2017-09-09 |
2720. | iglo3141 (iglo3141) | 71.92 | 98% | 2019-05-22 |
2721. | Rani (ron_22) | 71.91 | 96% | 2021-08-08 |
2722. | Gaspar (gaspimienta) | 71.91 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
2723. | David (hugger69) | 71.89 | 98% | 2020-02-18 |
2724. | sahin (sahinerbay) | 71.89 | 97% | 2019-03-03 |
2725. | Brian (brianzq) | 71.88 | 97% | 2019-03-25 |
2726. | galei (galei) | 71.88 | 96% | 2017-09-11 |
2727. | Arvid (chilikorven) | 71.86 | 97% | 2018-08-11 |
2728. | Chinchin (mechanical1337) | 71.86 | 96% | 2017-09-29 |
2729. | wavecap (clutchkid) | 71.85 | 99% | 2019-08-23 |
2730. | Rhys (speedymole) | 71.85 | 95% | 2019-01-16 |
2731. | LuJkE (itsthot) | 71.85 | 96% | 2018-09-11 |
2732. | Wandy (wandynsky) | 71.84 | 96% | 2017-09-15 |
2733. | Taylor James (trogers91) | 71.83 | 99% | 2019-04-25 |
2734. | I choke evrytiem (sandelius) | 71.82 | 97% | 2018-01-09 |
2735. | 🐌 (adas291) | 71.80 | 98% | 2019-04-19 |
2736. | Patrick (jpporter) | 71.80 | 96% | 2018-04-28 |
2737. | Kevin (slasherkev) | 71.78 | 98% | 2018-03-28 |
2738. | Michael (abyssofoblivion) | 71.74 | 97% | 2019-02-01 |
2739. | Captain (captaincustom) | 71.74 | 95% | 2020-01-06 |
2740. | Cody (codst_lh) | 71.71 | 96% | 2020-02-08 |
2741. | Benjamin (egg20) | 71.70 | 97% | 2018-10-29 |
2742. | wtf am i doing with my life... | 71.70 | 96% | 2017-11-03 |
2743. | ... (singedii) | 71.70 | 97% | 2018-03-04 |
2744. | Cheyenne (cheycc) | 71.70 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
2745. | Balint (mogyorosibalin) | 71.70 | 97% | 2018-05-18 |
2746. | Kyle (jumpmankg15) | 71.69 | 97% | 2019-05-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 6,813 | 80.61 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |