I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
Active since April 12, 2023.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1121. | Alex (atduffaut) | 85.95 | 97% | 2023-08-24 |
1122. | Rony (ravneet_b) | 85.95 | 97.7% | 2023-12-18 |
1123. | rodli (rodli) | 85.93 | 97.1% | 2024-01-05 |
1124. | NotThat (d_reamer) | 85.92 | 97.5% | 2023-10-21 |
1125. | james (chilty14) | 85.88 | 95% | 2023-09-15 |
1126. | Jondoeyes (jondoeyes) | 85.81 | 95.2% | 2023-10-23 |
1127. | Reaching (breakingpoint1) | 85.81 | 96.2% | 2023-12-19 |
1128. | Zi Heng (zihengxu) | 85.81 | 98% | 2023-06-16 |
1129. | huichung (hh_chng) | 85.81 | 97% | 2024-04-07 |
1130. | raymond (raymondgggg) | 85.78 | 97% | 2023-11-11 |
1131. | heisvi (bobbytes) | 85.77 | 98% | 2023-07-08 |
1132. | eleplev (eleplev) | 85.77 | 98% | 2024-05-18 |
1133. | linwer (linwer) | 85.74 | 97% | 2024-01-16 |
1134. | Zanuh (mrelister) | 85.72 | 96% | 2024-02-02 |
1135. | haidanos (haidanos) | 85.71 | 96% | 2023-09-17 |
1136. | J-Money (jacobbeaudway) | 85.70 | 97% | 2023-08-25 |
1137. | Trishu (trishu) | 85.69 | 98% | 2023-05-08 |
1138. | Igor (ikarus9393) | 85.68 | 97.4% | 2023-11-03 |
1139. | Sheefra (sheefcmcs) | 85.65 | 96% | 2023-05-08 |
1140. | touch me (sertouchme) | 85.62 | 97% | 2023-07-02 |
1141. | Phil (hawkk) | 85.61 | 97% | 2024-04-29 |
1142. | AziziAziz (ziziaziz) | 85.56 | 98% | 2023-09-07 |
1143. | Please enable JavaScript (d... | 85.55 | 96.9% | 2023-10-18 |
1144. | Joe (jhoeeee) | 85.54 | 98% | 2023-05-06 |
1145. | lizzz (lizzzthedeer) | 85.54 | 98% | 2023-10-19 |
1146. | Homie Trav (homietrav) | 85.53 | 97% | 2024-03-01 |
1147. | EhterMorph (ethermorph) | 85.50 | 97.9% | 2023-12-15 |
1148. | tyler (tmtypes) | 85.41 | 97% | 2023-07-14 |
1149. | POSTURE (borat_kz) | 85.38 | 96% | 2023-09-12 |
1150. | Will (williamwang) | 85.37 | 99% | 2023-07-22 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,598 | 97.18 | April 12, 2023 |