As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1182. | Anthony (petruccius) | 119.17 | 99% | 2016-04-04 |
1183. | Kevin (kwang3704) | 119.16 | 98% | 2021-03-18 |
1184. | Tuukka (sblankg) | 119.15 | 97% | 2023-09-05 |
1185. | racercar (noraeintotre) | 119.14 | 94% | 2016-10-05 |
1186. | shy (xpala) | 119.12 | 98% | 2020-01-28 |
1187. | Devon (colemak_is_fun) | 119.09 | 99% | 2018-11-13 |
1188. | eric (supercire) | 119.08 | 98% | 2023-01-18 |
1189. | mwizard (mwizard) | 119.07 | 99% | 2022-01-21 |
1190. | Andre (apazzolini) | 119.04 | 99% | 2018-10-26 |
1191. | hfour (hfour) | 119.04 | 99% | 2021-01-04 |
1192. | ばにらー tired goodby... | 119.02 | 98% | 2023-05-19 |
1193. | senok (itskones) | 119.02 | 97% | 2023-09-12 |
1194. | VLOL (vlol) | 119.01 | 98% | 2022-09-29 |
1195. | TvDM (lovelyscream) | 119.00 | 97% | 2022-03-26 |
1196. | KoKo (karlibell22) | 119.00 | 99% | 2016-02-07 |
1197. | Masaki (hyron) | 119.00 | 95% | 2016-08-10 |
1198. | triet96 (triet96) | 118.98 | 99% | 2022-11-28 |
1199. | Albacus (albacus) | 118.97 | 98% | 2017-02-22 |
1200. | yosefxlr8 (vaniix_) | 118.96 | 99% | 2023-01-01 |
1201. | God is Love (kjb3) | 118.96 | 94% | 2017-02-25 |
1202. | Jacob (jacoeeu) | 118.95 | 96% | 2016-05-25 |
1203. | johnmon (jmonson2) | 118.95 | 99% | 2015-10-04 |
1204. | Ben (ballisticknife) | 118.94 | 99% | 2018-05-01 |
1205. | average discord mod (ifeelp... | 118.93 | 98% | 2022-09-08 |
1206. | Vroom Vroom (ajgriffy) | 118.93 | 99% | 2020-06-10 |
1207. | Razvan (forreckful) | 118.86 | 97.2% | 2023-12-15 |
1208. | Dan (ayrilo) | 118.85 | 97% | 2022-06-09 |
1209. | Zuhaib (zuhaibdam) | 118.85 | 99% | 2023-05-17 |
1210. | Axivy (texelz0) | 118.84 | 88% | 2015-04-29 |
1211. | Hari (harisund) | 118.83 | 95% | 2016-01-22 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |