So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8844. | tipsyPLC (tipsyplc) | 87.73 | 98% | 2023-03-03 |
8845. | Michael (ren206) | 87.73 | 97% | 2020-05-11 |
8846. | duckmoon99 (duckmoon99) | 87.73 | 99% | 2020-09-04 |
8847. | Ezra (thedigitalallo) | 87.73 | 97.7% | 2023-09-30 |
8848. | tulipheidi (mimimo) | 87.72 | 97.5% | 2023-10-23 |
8849. | derek (jugemujugemu) | 87.72 | 98% | 2020-04-01 |
8850. | Ellis (inescapablemonkeyballs) | 87.72 | 96.1% | 2023-10-17 |
8851. | NUH_DVORAK (nuh_dvorak) | 87.72 | 94% | 2012-07-12 |
8852. | Cheese (cheese0r) | 87.72 | 97% | 2016-01-21 |
8853. | Keira (keiradawn) | 87.71 | 98% | 2021-10-08 |
8854. | Klaus (klaussolar) | 87.71 | — | 2009-07-22 |
8855. | Bailey (nob0dy) | 87.71 | 98% | 2020-12-14 |
8856. | rUbbish (rubbisheap) | 87.71 | 94% | 2014-07-28 |
8857. | WellHungOver (jmpayne) | 87.71 | 95% | 2016-03-09 |
8858. | Jeff (im_a_chicken) | 87.71 | — | 2010-09-17 |
8859. | Christian (chriisadam) | 87.71 | 97% | 2012-12-03 |
8860. | Nick (epicdegree) | 87.70 | 97% | 2018-07-08 |
8861. | jose (superpepino) | 87.70 | — | 2010-04-07 |
8862. | Queros (toxicpig) | 87.70 | 94% | 2011-05-12 |
8863. | deathnoteaccuracy (deathnot... | 87.70 | 97% | 2011-06-02 |
8864. | Tmo (zvblast) | 87.69 | 95% | 2013-06-10 |
8865. | super (mermaid_ariel) | 87.69 | — | 2011-02-27 |
8866. | na (nanaracer) | 87.68 | 96% | 2022-06-26 |
8867. | keke (hpchco) | 87.68 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
8868. | Dr (roman736) | 87.68 | 95% | 2013-10-21 |
8869. | phil (philerd) | 87.68 | 91% | 2015-11-11 |
8870. | Generic (generics) | 87.68 | 97% | 2013-05-23 |
8871. | sindy (speeddemon623) | 87.67 | 95% | 2022-08-09 |
8872. | Ryan (rycod) | 87.67 | 97% | 2021-05-25 |
8873. | Key (malformant) | 87.67 | 99% | 2022-11-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |