As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
14457. | werpyp_dvorak (werpyp) | 69.48 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
14458. | Rusty (rustyembers) | 69.48 | 94% | 2016-10-19 |
14459. | Matti (d3_aston) | 69.48 | 96% | 2018-01-29 |
14460. | Oddy (bigbrother23) | 69.47 | 98% | 2022-02-28 |
14461. | Leo (ljrobispado) | 69.47 | 97% | 2021-04-05 |
14462. | Opu (asperagas) | 69.47 | 93% | 2016-09-28 |
14463. | Amit (amit__123) | 69.45 | 95% | 2023-08-21 |
14464. | ImValoon (learn2type1) | 69.45 | 93% | 2016-07-30 |
14465. | Helmut (helmutlang) | 69.45 | 97% | 2018-10-30 |
14466. | Bean (beanbeanbean) | 69.45 | 95% | 2017-12-21 |
14467. | JN (jnnnn) | 69.44 | 97% | 2021-05-20 |
14468. | iAserty (iaserty) | 69.44 | 91% | 2016-09-26 |
14469. | Samuel (sam_2dahwang) | 69.44 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
14470. | Stephanie (naderly) | 69.44 | 97% | 2022-04-23 |
14471. | Yazeed (snake69) | 69.43 | 95% | 2021-03-18 |
14472. | Kavyam (killlur) | 69.43 | 95% | 2024-04-20 |
14473. | Mazze (shadyone) | 69.42 | 96% | 2021-12-08 |
14474. | TotalTao (totaltao) | 69.42 | 95% | 2021-05-12 |
14475. | axos (axos411) | 69.42 | 99% | 2020-06-04 |
14476. | chinguun (chinguun_0301) | 69.42 | 95% | 2022-09-29 |
14477. | rence (rencelawdota) | 69.41 | 95.4% | 2021-02-19 |
14478. | Ritchie (rcai) | 69.41 | 96% | 2016-12-11 |
14479. | Amendity (amendity) | 69.40 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
14480. | Ali (alyhssn) | 69.40 | 96% | 2023-06-15 |
14481. | Jack (moverperfect) | 69.40 | 95% | 2016-04-06 |
14482. | This is a test as to how lo... | 69.40 | 98% | 2021-05-04 |
14483. | Zach (spanky269) | 69.40 | 97% | 2017-08-02 |
14484. | Levi (levithegoat) | 69.40 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
14485. | Balaji (bals_the_master) | 69.39 | 96% | 2023-07-29 |
14486. | Janus Crixus (janiel1436) | 69.38 | 96% | 2022-07-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |