As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
13697. | Graham (gfoote) | 71.49 | 95% | 2019-03-04 |
13698. | Nicholas (carrot17) | 71.48 | 98% | 2021-10-28 |
13699. | Billy (billy890) | 71.48 | 97% | 2018-09-18 |
13700. | DWG (lsunixl) | 71.48 | 95% | 2020-04-13 |
13701. | craout (nthaoho) | 71.48 | 99% | 2016-02-28 |
13702. | potatos (potatoshasu) | 71.48 | 98% | 2016-04-29 |
13703. | Will (lynxwill_bov) | 71.47 | 96% | 2021-09-12 |
13704. | Ben (benmatthew) | 71.47 | 94% | 2015-10-12 |
13705. | Leblanc (leblancfg) | 71.46 | 96% | 2022-08-05 |
13706. | Nurbek (tsukerk1) | 71.46 | 96% | 2020-12-03 |
13707. | MasterKey (wiyuan) | 71.45 | 96.1% | 2021-02-02 |
13708. | DX3906 (dx3906) | 71.44 | 95% | 2023-09-01 |
13709. | Jared (excline) | 71.44 | 94.7% | 2021-01-29 |
13710. | V3ness (venessang) | 71.44 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
13711. | markapod (markapod) | 71.44 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
13712. | Saoubin (subin_) | 71.44 | 94% | 2015-10-21 |
13713. | Dengdeng (dengdeng) | 71.43 | 91% | 2016-08-20 |
13714. | akk (torriala) | 71.43 | 95% | 2016-02-29 |
13715. | Floppy (floppyhug) | 71.42 | 95% | 2019-08-23 |
13716. | Bùi (blackfl_12) | 71.42 | 96% | 2021-06-19 |
13717. | bhrigu (typer_21) | 71.42 | 93% | 2015-05-07 |
13718. | Noobe (noobe_22) | 71.41 | 96% | 2023-06-22 |
13719. | Car (ufoes) | 71.41 | 97% | 2022-07-14 |
13720. | Yamn (yamn) | 71.41 | 93% | 2015-05-25 |
13721. | tstats[ eivlgen] (eivlgen) | 71.40 | 97% | 2022-03-28 |
13722. | bfpanda (gembelsuper) | 71.40 | 95% | 2017-03-04 |
13723. | Bridget (bahns) | 71.39 | 97% | 2022-11-22 |
13724. | ITypeSlow1 (itypeslow1) | 71.39 | 96% | 2023-01-06 |
13725. | hari (harisudewa) | 71.39 | 96% | 2023-03-29 |
13726. | Taby! (tabithatuigamala) | 71.39 | 92% | 2017-04-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |