As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3848. | . (printsmorgan) | 100.40 | 96% | 2020-04-08 |
3849. | sMarty (imrwonder2) | 100.39 | 99% | 2020-09-09 |
3850. | korazer (rafhael132) | 100.39 | 98.6% | 2021-03-02 |
3851. | superkhau (superkhau) | 100.37 | 97% | 2023-03-27 |
3852. | Hal (hals11) | 100.37 | 98% | 2021-11-01 |
3853. | Krzysztof (cheekibreeki) | 100.37 | 99% | 2016-04-29 |
3854. | Diran (slipperykeys) | 100.37 | 100% | 2017-06-16 |
3855. | w (cm791) | 100.36 | 97% | 2024-05-13 |
3856. | Tom (racytime) | 100.36 | 99.3% | 2024-01-08 |
3857. | lordvanta (lordvantablack) | 100.36 | 98.4% | 2023-12-28 |
3858. | bobe (mygradeshurt) | 100.35 | 97% | 2024-02-26 |
3859. | jhon (burnerjhon) | 100.35 | 97% | 2024-02-02 |
3860. | Lydia (shiruzu) | 100.35 | 99% | 2024-07-15 |
3861. | Eran (umm_eran) | 100.35 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
3862. | Jesse Garcia's biggest fan ... | 100.35 | 97% | 2017-07-04 |
3863. | neverblade (neverblade) | 100.34 | 93% | 2016-11-05 |
3864. | Ganius (gtanuel) | 100.33 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
3865. | Tizzle (tizzle) | 100.33 | 98% | 2022-06-28 |
3866. | Cliptic (cliptic_) | 100.33 | 99.1% | 2023-11-23 |
3867. | Maroy (roymaaa) | 100.33 | 94% | 2016-09-17 |
3868. | Jorge (gdgz) | 100.33 | 94% | 2015-05-10 |
3869. | HardNougat (twc779) | 100.32 | 97% | 2020-02-07 |
3870. | pee (peethedestroyer) | 100.31 | 99% | 2019-11-01 |
3871. | Krittiphum (100508274) | 100.31 | 98% | 2022-06-29 |
3872. | Anahit (anachan17) | 100.31 | 98% | 2017-04-15 |
3873. | Wilson (ambiencewind) | 100.31 | 93% | 2016-03-13 |
3874. | Prasoon (prkharel) | 100.30 | 96% | 2023-04-08 |
3875. | Gerson (gers99) | 100.30 | 97.4% | 2021-02-05 |
3876. | Trichobezoar (kappadin) | 100.30 | 97% | 2016-05-29 |
3877. | Jamie (jamiegre) | 100.30 | 98% | 2015-05-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 46,311 | 80.91 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 123 | 84.76 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 29 | 93.31 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |