So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
15350. | Nanek (nlited) | 75.14 | 90% | 2016-11-20 |
15351. | flibux (flibux) | 75.13 | 96% | 2023-04-26 |
15352. | queasysweets (isweetland) | 75.13 | 98% | 2020-07-22 |
15353. | Nais (naisnaisly) | 75.13 | 98% | 2016-02-24 |
15354. | Bagel (amanlybagel) | 75.13 | 96% | 2021-01-23 |
15355. | janet (jmclean) | 75.13 | — | 2009-09-07 |
15356. | Einstein (einstein) | 75.13 | 99% | 2013-11-21 |
15357. | SeongUi (egotist) | 75.13 | 96% | 2012-08-29 |
15358. | Wilson (wilson_hu) | 75.12 | 97% | 2022-03-09 |
15359. | Tino (tino_ad_boom) | 75.12 | 98% | 2023-06-12 |
15360. | Ab (abdir) | 75.12 | 97% | 2021-05-16 |
15361. | Vincent (jvgcalites) | 75.12 | 94% | 2022-04-08 |
15362. | Danny (dannyemad) | 75.12 | 98% | 2021-05-29 |
15363. | Miko (kimonoso) | 75.12 | 92% | 2014-12-10 |
15364. | German (germopotter) | 75.12 | 97% | 2018-02-07 |
15365. | Jonubfan (bumpuncher) | 75.11 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
15366. | Martin (martin289034567) | 75.10 | 97% | 2023-06-14 |
15367. | Alexander (anfauglit) | 75.10 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
15368. | GanmenSmasher (ganmensmasher) | 75.10 | 97% | 2022-09-11 |
15369. | Tyler (tigatok) | 75.10 | 89% | 2014-11-24 |
15370. | Fernando (fercv19) | 75.10 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
15371. | andrei5 (mute_6) | 75.10 | 97% | 2022-03-24 |
15372. | Derek (slowassbentley) | 75.10 | 96% | 2018-01-18 |
15373. | Carly (cp_beth) | 75.10 | 97% | 2012-05-30 |
15374. | Colten (appathajuggalo) | 75.10 | 90% | 2012-03-27 |
15375. | Mepatrick (mepatrick) | 75.09 | 97% | 2022-12-09 |
15376. | Naor (naorcotev) | 75.09 | 96% | 2022-10-28 |
15377. | Prolific (prolific) | 75.09 | 97% | 2022-03-20 |
15378. | Gilberto (shesmu) | 75.09 | 97% | 2019-05-04 |
15379. | Srinivas (srini_iitkgp) | 75.09 | 95% | 2017-03-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |