As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
7677. | Anderson (andarson) | 86.69 | 99% | 2023-03-26 |
7678. | . (athazagoraphobia) | 86.69 | 94% | 2019-01-02 |
7679. | 5_fingers_now (5fingersnow) | 86.68 | 97% | 2017-11-02 |
7680. | dunk (destinyx19) | 86.68 | 97% | 2017-07-25 |
7681. | AleX (alex_t) | 86.68 | 96% | 2015-04-10 |
7682. | Moth (krmoth) | 86.67 | 97% | 2022-05-06 |
7683. | Daniel (fragil1ty) | 86.67 | 93% | 2016-09-02 |
7684. | Jamie (jamiejamie) | 86.67 | 98% | 2021-07-13 |
7685. | typing (noble_addiction) | 86.67 | 96% | 2024-04-03 |
7686. | Luqman (northsbeast) | 86.67 | 95.5% | 2021-01-28 |
7687. | An (ntan1210) | 86.67 | 96% | 2021-08-28 |
7688. | CaffeinatedFox (caffeinated... | 86.66 | 98% | 2024-04-02 |
7689. | Itsuki1 (itsuki1) | 86.66 | 98% | 2023-09-13 |
7690. | Saidami (gosaydami) | 86.66 | 96% | 2016-08-16 |
7691. | ayoub (knovguard) | 86.65 | 98% | 2019-09-15 |
7692. | Anmol (anmolsaraswat) | 86.65 | 97% | 2022-03-14 |
7693. | Elia (ganmen) | 86.64 | 99% | 2020-06-12 |
7694. | Jess (zhoujt23) | 86.64 | 96% | 2022-09-22 |
7695. | Thickspinach (thickspinach) | 86.64 | 96% | 2022-11-28 |
7696. | Miraneir (curiostity) | 86.64 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
7697. | (tulasaeueng) | 86.64 | 99% | 2021-04-16 |
7698. | CatchMeIfUCan (nikpila05) | 86.64 | 93% | 2015-06-19 |
7699. | PMA (huy2272) | 86.63 | 98% | 2021-12-13 |
7700. | Stuart (superstu22) | 86.63 | 95% | 2015-11-23 |
7701. | Bad Typer (prostatus5) | 86.63 | 94% | 2016-11-10 |
7702. | 1step (narcindin) | 86.62 | 97% | 2017-11-08 |
7703. | Lesss (newb1000) | 86.62 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
7704. | Anmol (anmol_up70) | 86.62 | 97% | 2023-02-23 |
7705. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (sarsippius) | 86.62 | 95% | 2017-09-24 |
7706. | Malik (malik_milbes) | 86.62 | 92% | 2015-05-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |