I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1622. | Bill Le (bill_le9956) | 69.44 | 97% | 2023-08-25 |
1623. | Jams (jamyooes) | 69.44 | 97% | 2023-05-02 |
1624. | Md Ubaid (mdubaid_ulllah000) | 69.41 | 94% | 2023-06-21 |
1625. | Brainy (brainyknight) | 69.37 | 96.3% | 2023-10-09 |
1626. | The Winner (randomdude925) | 69.35 | 96% | 2023-09-13 |
1627. | hamny (hamny) | 69.26 | 94% | 2024-05-09 |
1628. | AbhiyanS (abhiyans) | 69.18 | 98% | 2024-04-12 |
1629. | Robi (elrobi) | 69.15 | 96% | 2024-05-06 |
1630. | Ayvar (ayvar) | 69.07 | 96% | 2023-08-17 |
1631. | Alex (avw1793) | 68.96 | 93.4% | 2023-09-25 |
1632. | qjari (kjari) | 68.95 | 97.2% | 2023-12-12 |
1633. | Squeegee (squeegee_joe) | 68.74 | 95% | 2024-03-15 |
1634. | Krimmson (wrk4thjkr) | 68.71 | 95% | 2023-06-15 |
1635. | Princetoony Azim (princeazim) | 68.71 | 98% | 2023-09-15 |
1636. | boiax (boiax) | 68.70 | 95% | 2023-05-03 |
1637. | sammy (sammyismuff) | 68.69 | 95% | 2023-08-16 |
1638. | The White House (thewhiteho... | 68.58 | 97% | 2023-09-09 |
1639. | Elgamal (elgamal) | 68.54 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
1640. | Amaranath (amaranathfodcgisl) | 68.47 | 98% | 2024-01-21 |
1641. | Dagger (daggerbxii) | 68.38 | 94% | 2024-03-18 |
1642. | manish (typo_beginner19) | 68.32 | 95.4% | 2023-12-02 |
1643. | Macwell04 (mmarchal) | 68.14 | 96.3% | 2023-11-06 |
1644. | 23 (jorgexdlol) | 68.02 | 95.7% | 2023-12-13 |
1645. | Jan (janwalther) | 67.96 | 97% | 2023-04-28 |
1646. | Manuel (manucasrs) | 67.84 | 96.4% | 2023-10-30 |
1647. | Jonathan (j82ca) | 67.77 | 97% | 2024-03-07 |
1648. | guy (zagu) | 67.72 | 96% | 2023-08-04 |
1649. | Ahmad (auxinn) | 67.69 | 94% | 2023-05-13 |
1650. | I (blitzfinger_bob) | 67.68 | 96.6% | 2023-10-19 |
1651. | nam (ngxnam) | 67.55 | 96.4% | 2024-01-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,598 | 97.18 | April 12, 2023 |