As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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15582. | Fredric (lockheart456) | 66.76 | 97% | 2022-11-30 |
15583. | Amit (pyroboy) | 66.76 | 95% | 2015-11-05 |
15584. | Payu (payu_w) | 66.75 | 96% | 2021-08-03 |
15585. | Jhon (speedykey69) | 66.75 | 96% | 2022-02-11 |
15586. | guts (ramosjoshua214) | 66.74 | 95% | 2021-12-19 |
15587. | thanh (hust9x) | 66.74 | 98% | 2022-08-21 |
15588. | Ripx (ripx) | 66.74 | 97% | 2020-01-02 |
15589. | Qingwei (hqwhuang) | 66.74 | 98% | 2018-11-08 |
15590. | World is Silent Kashmir is ... | 66.73 | 95% | 2017-03-31 |
15591. | A (jllkii123) | 66.73 | 96% | 2021-06-30 |
15592. | m3d (m3dsh) | 66.73 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
15593. | Vincent (breadcheese2021) | 66.73 | 96% | 2023-01-08 |
15594. | Shaun (silentfate) | 66.72 | 94% | 2016-09-18 |
15595. | Hassan (hassanalmatar) | 66.72 | 96% | 2021-04-22 |
15596. | Bryan (bryanw122) | 66.72 | 88% | 2016-04-08 |
15597. | kevin (speedykev) | 66.71 | 96% | 2018-11-23 |
15598. | Xavier (xavasx) | 66.70 | 97% | 2021-10-24 |
15599. | Koolie (theslowesttypereva) | 66.70 | 95% | 2019-03-18 |
15600. | vamsi (krish5892) | 66.70 | 89% | 2016-11-09 |
15601. | BrayBray (bigbossbyrdboy) | 66.69 | 97% | 2023-05-22 |
15602. | Tyler (tylerpark24) | 66.69 | 82% | 2016-05-31 |
15603. | Erik (ersken90) | 66.69 | 95% | 2015-05-30 |
15604. | Jessica (littledang) | 66.69 | 92% | 2016-06-28 |
15605. | Tim (timsn) | 66.69 | 97% | 2015-11-26 |
15606. | Dylan (dill_pickle1101) | 66.68 | 97% | 2022-07-31 |
15607. | Dwi (yvbinjk) | 66.68 | 95% | 2021-03-25 |
15608. | Alex (farjungle) | 66.68 | 95% | 2016-12-07 |
15609. | Tadhg (tadhglewis) | 66.67 | 94% | 2019-12-23 |
15610. | V¹ҡҡʏ (littlevikky_) | 66.67 | 98% | 2022-02-16 |
15611. | Dionne (dionnegun) | 66.67 | 95% | 2020-02-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |