As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6932. | zeeeef (seezylol) | 88.83 | 97% | 2019-11-04 |
6933. | Chumchum (aldzia) | 88.83 | 96% | 2020-11-26 |
6934. | Michael (yuleahcim) | 88.83 | 96% | 2016-01-24 |
6935. | Hoyman (hoyman) | 88.83 | 98% | 2016-08-17 |
6936. | P (pacochen) | 88.82 | 98% | 2022-07-15 |
6937. | Michael (micklepru) | 88.82 | 98% | 2018-04-14 |
6938. | Archaeic (vexurozian) | 88.81 | 81% | 2016-10-31 |
6939. | Mihir (plibither8) | 88.81 | 98% | 2023-09-06 |
6940. | Thorondir (thorondir) | 88.81 | 96% | 2019-04-03 |
6941. | Kevin (pubhub) | 88.81 | 98% | 2019-10-30 |
6942. | Luan (minhluan1590) | 88.81 | 96% | 2016-04-25 |
6943. | Christopher (chrischafin) | 88.80 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
6944. | Clayborn (clayborn) | 88.80 | 99% | 2023-01-15 |
6945. | pluto (plutto) | 88.80 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
6946. | keyspect (stalence) | 88.80 | 97% | 2020-09-26 |
6947. | dysprosium (dyspr0sium) | 88.80 | 97% | 2019-11-21 |
6948. | Kai (cheongengkai) | 88.79 | 98% | 2022-06-11 |
6949. | Grayson (echotrademarked) | 88.79 | 98% | 2018-11-07 |
6950. | ega (egareyh) | 88.79 | 98% | 2022-06-19 |
6951. | Kian (kpm9) | 88.79 | 95.9% | 2021-03-01 |
6952. | Michael (themusicofsound) | 88.79 | 98% | 2015-05-16 |
6953. | Patrick (pawal001) | 88.79 | 97% | 2017-06-29 |
6954. | Émile (ikashy) | 88.78 | 94% | 2017-01-16 |
6955. | Grilled (grilleddonions) | 88.78 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
6956. | ogkatumus (ogkatumus) | 88.78 | 97.6% | 2021-02-13 |
6957. | Kate (katehashope) | 88.78 | 97% | 2018-08-04 |
6958. | andrew (gramsay) | 88.77 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
6959. | maxsen (maxsen) | 88.77 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
6960. | Raju (raju009) | 88.77 | 99% | 2015-07-15 |
6961. | Louis (hlouis) | 88.77 | 98% | 2019-10-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |