As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6214. | zcoob (zcoob) | 91.04 | 99% | 2018-08-16 |
6215. | ben (itsbenatkinson) | 91.04 | 95% | 2015-09-04 |
6216. | Bofa (pieluver123) | 91.04 | 95% | 2016-04-21 |
6217. | tstats[_jamin_] (_jamin_) | 91.03 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
6218. | limolikur (acumalaka) | 91.03 | 97% | 2023-08-26 |
6219. | panacotta (panacotta) | 91.03 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
6220. | Oleg (olaprelikov) | 91.03 | 99% | 2020-07-17 |
6221. | Harry (hazman) | 91.03 | 98% | 2020-04-19 |
6222. | makaio (neosifr) | 91.03 | 98% | 2021-03-16 |
6223. | Boogle (boogleboy) | 91.03 | 97% | 2018-05-01 |
6224. | marcos (marcos06) | 91.02 | 97.7% | 2024-04-30 |
6225. | Sriram (sriram1994) | 91.02 | 99% | 2023-02-03 |
6226. | Tony (naka__) | 91.02 | 96% | 2018-12-26 |
6227. | Leon (bluesunset) | 91.02 | 99% | 2017-04-16 |
6228. | wired angel (polygonaltree) | 91.01 | 99% | 2023-01-17 |
6229. | Santos (druddigon) | 91.01 | 98% | 2017-09-11 |
6230. | Ravinder (ravinder_1977) | 91.00 | 99% | 2016-05-14 |
6231. | Themis (themicp) | 91.00 | 89% | 2016-05-14 |
6232. | G (glny) | 90.99 | 98% | 2023-03-23 |
6233. | Jerrylee Isaac (jerryleeisaac) | 90.99 | 97% | 2017-09-03 |
6234. | Zaoxa (enkryptsyon) | 90.98 | 97% | 2020-02-06 |
6235. | ca_mmer (ca_mmer) | 90.98 | 95% | 2023-05-07 |
6236. | bingcheng45 (bingcheng45) | 90.98 | 99.3% | 2021-02-23 |
6237. | Ric (drrz) | 90.98 | 98.4% | 2021-02-03 |
6238. | T (talbi) | 90.98 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
6239. | ⠀ (omnispectral) | 90.98 | 94% | 2016-09-23 |
6240. | Oliver (olipro) | 90.97 | 96% | 2020-05-26 |
6241. | Amal (amaldevs) | 90.97 | 96% | 2016-07-27 |
6242. | samuel (samuelhalim12) | 90.97 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
6243. | Trpimira (m15k0) | 90.97 | 97% | 2021-03-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |