As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
12639. | mugurel (dobrogeanum) | 73.90 | 97% | 2016-02-12 |
12640. | Josep M (josepot) | 73.90 | 94% | 2015-05-13 |
12641. | Leong (iamahleong) | 73.89 | 92% | 2016-10-27 |
12642. | Zack (zack_mitkin) | 73.89 | 96% | 2019-09-06 |
12643. | Izzy (izzycebola) | 73.89 | 96% | 2022-05-25 |
12644. | Zephaniah (pandu11) | 73.89 | 98% | 2021-06-17 |
12645. | George (grgp) | 73.89 | 90% | 2016-04-19 |
12646. | Evan (evanger) | 73.89 | 94% | 2019-12-02 |
12647. | Adam (brownhulk) | 73.88 | 95% | 2021-01-09 |
12648. | Naru (solvereign) | 73.88 | 96% | 2023-02-02 |
12649. | Timothy (chuzzz) | 73.88 | 96% | 2021-08-27 |
12650. | Brandon (bradenpatoni) | 73.88 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
12651. | Alex (rxndom) | 73.87 | 94% | 2023-04-09 |
12652. | Daniel (chiknugg) | 73.87 | 97% | 2022-11-20 |
12653. | Moe (mkjay0) | 73.87 | 96% | 2021-05-11 |
12654. | Jimmy (jx297) | 73.87 | 96% | 2017-04-13 |
12655. | Serial (serial_typer) | 73.86 | 96% | 2021-10-14 |
12656. | Tim (thekwa) | 73.86 | 96% | 2022-05-17 |
12657. | iwqya (iwqya) | 73.86 | 98% | 2023-06-25 |
12658. | help (fodlet) | 73.86 | 97.3% | 2021-02-23 |
12659. | Tianyi (fygogogo) | 73.86 | 95% | 2019-12-15 |
12660. | Jack (jacknc) | 73.86 | 91% | 2016-01-26 |
12661. | king (thermaltyper) | 73.85 | 97% | 2021-09-04 |
12662. | Marek (maruszyn) | 73.85 | 89% | 2016-01-26 |
12663. | Jio (turtletypist97) | 73.85 | 94% | 2016-05-14 |
12664. | Susan (susantang) | 73.84 | 98% | 2020-01-14 |
12665. | Nerx (rshield) | 73.84 | 95% | 2020-11-11 |
12666. | burger (jill1522) | 73.84 | 91% | 2016-06-03 |
12667. | Tristan (pizzy56) | 73.84 | 93% | 2016-05-16 |
12668. | Luis (regneva17) | 73.84 | 95% | 2021-05-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |