Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1928. | QuietObedientConsent (arrow... | 81.14 | 96% | 2018-11-25 |
1929. | Travis (7yl3r) | 81.14 | 96% | 2018-10-27 |
1930. | Matt (mattdowning91) | 81.13 | 98% | 2019-11-01 |
1931. | Pop (floppying) | 81.11 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
1932. | Ashaman (timrl90) | 81.11 | 98% | 2019-01-13 |
1933. | Kevin (hyperdubz) | 81.04 | 97% | 2018-02-16 |
1934. | Weed (weeddinosaur) | 81.03 | 97% | 2019-11-12 |
1935. | Kenneth (kpphamdao) | 81.03 | 99% | 2021-08-09 |
1936. | Dominick (wheel31) | 81.02 | 98% | 2019-05-07 |
1937. | Noman (middlero) | 81.02 | 97% | 2018-05-31 |
1938. | NextGoal Avg. 115WPM (redjhon) | 81.02 | 98% | 2021-07-19 |
1939. | GMK Handarbeit (rp1324) | 81.01 | 95% | 2018-12-27 |
1940. | Andore Karu (zechkaiser) | 81.01 | 96% | 2018-08-25 |
1941. | Ed (posva) | 81.01 | 97% | 2018-04-29 |
1942. | Julian (stjulian) | 80.99 | 97% | 2019-07-26 |
1943. | Juan Pablo (juan_pabl0) | 80.98 | 98% | 2018-10-18 |
1944. | Olav (thederpygod) | 80.97 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
1945. | Julian (thekingjulian) | 80.96 | 95% | 2019-06-29 |
1946. | Yen (paperyen) | 80.95 | 98% | 2018-05-23 |
1947. | Naveen (caffeinethepop) | 80.94 | 96% | 2018-04-18 |
1948. | Alex (alexsong) | 80.94 | 97% | 2018-03-18 |
1949. | meme (mememanjeff) | 80.90 | 96% | 2019-02-20 |
1950. | onyto (onyto) | 80.89 | 98% | 2019-06-22 |
1951. | Jorge (jquiroz728) | 80.87 | 98% | 2018-03-22 |
1952. | Devin (devinb2019) | 80.87 | 98% | 2017-12-27 |
1953. | james (octotyper) | 80.86 | 96% | 2019-12-16 |
1954. | Hater (hateself) | 80.85 | 96% | 2017-09-16 |
1955. | arena (arenacloser204) | 80.84 | 98% | 2021-07-30 |
1956. | Surg3 (surg3) | 80.82 | 96% | 2019-03-13 |
1957. | kita (kita01) | 80.82 | 96% | 2021-07-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 6,813 | 80.61 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |