As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
6538. | Dave (xrex_) | 90.05 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
6539. | Graeme (thegraeme) | 90.05 | 91% | 2016-01-23 |
6540. | Ashvin (ashvinsharma) | 90.05 | 93% | 2016-03-05 |
6541. | Raymond (sigma7) | 90.04 | 94% | 2017-01-16 |
6542. | tubesawk (tubesawk) | 90.04 | 96% | 2020-07-11 |
6543. | Lucas (kasparian) | 90.03 | 95% | 2021-03-07 |
6544. | I am the (afghanistan2) | 90.02 | 99% | 2015-07-08 |
6545. | ethxn (cxntrxl) | 90.01 | 96% | 2022-03-11 |
6546. | ⠀⠀⠀ (bioluminescent) | 90.01 | 98% | 2024-03-11 |
6547. | Burint (brenolz) | 90.01 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
6548. | Parzival (bmarzic) | 90.01 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
6549. | Idan (pantsless288) | 90.01 | 98% | 2023-04-20 |
6550. | Courtney (brooke0309) | 90.01 | 98% | 2019-10-07 |
6551. | iks de (iksdebro) | 90.00 | 98% | 2022-12-31 |
6552. | Angelo (jgello) | 90.00 | 97% | 2020-06-12 |
6553. | Kleon (itskleon) | 90.00 | 94% | 2016-02-09 |
6554. | Bob (saintvtype) | 89.99 | 96% | 2023-04-20 |
6555. | Devin (haydevin) | 89.99 | 98% | 2022-07-04 |
6556. | Olav (thederpygod) | 89.99 | 96% | 2022-05-11 |
6557. | Angel (windowsxperia) | 89.98 | 96% | 2023-04-22 |
6558. | Devon (cheeky_sneakster) | 89.98 | 99% | 2023-03-24 |
6559. | Maize (maizerowan) | 89.98 | 95% | 2017-04-16 |
6560. | Adam (athrowawaytyper) | 89.97 | 99% | 2022-10-04 |
6561. | Kevin (surv) | 89.97 | 91% | 2016-04-20 |
6562. | I'm too slow (khaelnas) | 89.96 | 97% | 2022-06-25 |
6563. | WANG (williamrenardi) | 89.96 | 98% | 2021-02-11 |
6564. | Gerard (ultimagnus) | 89.96 | 97% | 2021-03-25 |
6565. | Plato (observer_02) | 89.96 | 95% | 2017-03-05 |
6566. | spindrift (spindrift) | 89.95 | 97% | 2024-04-13 |
6567. | Connie (cb4ever81) | 89.95 | 97% | 2016-05-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |