As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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12031. | DK (dkagustin) | 75.59 | 95% | 2015-08-05 |
12032. | Klunky (liamrob) | 75.58 | 97% | 2020-03-06 |
12033. | Stentor (stesanor) | 75.58 | 96% | 2017-02-27 |
12034. | Matthew (mattisdabomb77) | 75.57 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
12035. | Dios (gembili666) | 75.56 | 97% | 2022-08-03 |
12036. | Tiger (tiger_l) | 75.55 | 98% | 2022-10-09 |
12037. | Dinil (racer1999) | 75.55 | 98% | 2022-04-01 |
12038. | Haezal (ezal_epy) | 75.55 | 96% | 2016-03-22 |
12039. | Guan Ying (modusoperand) | 75.55 | 96% | 2019-07-28 |
12040. | Tangent (mrtangent) | 75.54 | 96% | 2022-07-24 |
12041. | Sebastian (senisch) | 75.54 | 91% | 2015-09-23 |
12042. | Jonke (zoomboombang) | 75.53 | 97% | 2023-03-16 |
12043. | MekPavit (mekpavit) | 75.53 | 95.4% | 2021-02-17 |
12044. | RabbitTone (rabbittone) | 75.52 | 98% | 2019-11-05 |
12045. | DREAMER7 (dreamer7) | 75.52 | 100% | 2015-06-14 |
12046. | Fugacity (fugacity) | 75.52 | 95% | 2017-05-08 |
12047. | Charlie (fineko) | 75.51 | 98% | 2022-06-09 |
12048. | thanhmy3love (thanhmy3love) | 75.51 | 97% | 2016-05-09 |
12049. | Colin (cmothersead) | 75.51 | 98% | 2023-07-21 |
12050. | Forza🇺🇦 (ltossit) | 75.50 | 97% | 2022-07-17 |
12051. | jim (takeshii) | 75.50 | 96% | 2022-05-24 |
12052. | Darin (aceracer3462) | 75.50 | 95.9% | 2023-10-12 |
12053. | Stigi (stigi) | 75.50 | 97% | 2019-10-05 |
12054. | Lara (chuiicdhk) | 75.49 | 95% | 2021-12-07 |
12055. | zaxlily (zyqo) | 75.49 | 95.6% | 2021-03-02 |
12056. | Ethan (drypowder) | 75.48 | 97% | 2023-09-24 |
12057. | William (xenosaints) | 75.48 | 95% | 2021-05-19 |
12058. | Tahsin (mrtek) | 75.48 | 96% | 2019-01-21 |
12059. | HellDen (hell_den17) | 75.48 | 96% | 2020-11-28 |
12060. | Bryan (damnbrybry) | 75.48 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |