Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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947. | dean (deanlacap) | 95.40 | 98% | 2020-02-05 |
948. | Antonio (stazzo) | 95.38 | 98% | 2018-07-22 |
949. | スレトロン (slethron) | 95.37 | 98% | 2021-08-01 |
950. | David (dzhang2) | 95.37 | 98% | 2018-07-31 |
951. | Mojo (mojoejojo) | 95.37 | 98% | 2019-03-06 |
952. | Amanda (amandafong) | 95.33 | 97% | 2020-03-03 |
953. | ^-^ (monte123) | 95.33 | 97% | 2017-12-12 |
954. | Jay (jdpthota) | 95.31 | 99% | 2019-11-25 |
955. | Ava (spritemite) | 95.29 | 98% | 2018-02-11 |
956. | Susie (susieq22) | 95.27 | 97% | 2018-02-22 |
957. | Josef (jo5ef) | 95.24 | 98% | 2020-01-22 |
958. | anon (analternateaccount) | 95.24 | 97% | 2017-11-22 |
959. | Brandon (kidgotsole) | 95.23 | 98% | 2019-12-12 |
960. | immikeylee (immikeylee) | 95.23 | 98% | 2020-02-27 |
961. | xjkan (xjkan) | 95.21 | 99% | 2019-07-11 |
962. | Dan (yugurtz) | 95.20 | 98% | 2019-01-15 |
963. | TGNYC (tgnyc) | 95.15 | 97% | 2018-01-15 |
964. | shrike (wangster_) | 95.14 | 98% | 2019-08-30 |
965. | Troy (teeroy) | 95.12 | 97% | 2018-07-11 |
966. | alien (month) | 95.11 | 100% | 2017-12-31 |
967. | tstats[illblowurmind] (illb... | 95.10 | 97% | 2021-07-17 |
968. | Jacquees (ganasha) | 95.09 | 98% | 2019-10-08 |
969. | Florence (chocomui) | 95.08 | 97% | 2019-06-18 |
970. | Taylor (taylortsides) | 95.07 | 97% | 2018-03-14 |
971. | myst (mystith) | 95.03 | 97% | 2018-04-13 |
972. | Joo (jooooooo) | 95.03 | 96% | 2018-08-10 |
973. | Zhenrui (rasuulah) | 95.02 | 97% | 2017-09-15 |
974. | Dahhr (dahhr) | 94.99 | 97% | 2018-06-29 |
975. | Isra-to-Hell (skyarchbeast) | 94.97 | 98% | 2018-06-30 |
976. | Bruh (bruh_momentum_) | 94.97 | 98% | 2019-06-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 6,813 | 80.61 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |