I enjoy having breakfast in bed, I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
—from The Office, a other by Greg Daniels
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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102. | 🌊 (aquad) | 110.87 | 98% | 2020-10-15 |
103. | Justin (juicet1n2) | 110.68 | 99% | 2020-12-18 |
104. | Jeph (momsdabomb) | 109.82 | 98.7% | 2023-10-02 |
105. | QWERTYnonquit (john_doe_3356) | 109.35 | 98% | 2020-10-25 |
106. | Max (winstonlisa) | 109.12 | 99% | 2020-10-12 |
107. | Max (17maxklivans) | 108.75 | 96% | 2020-11-18 |
108. | throw (bomnom) | 108.53 | 99% | 2020-10-19 |
109. | Thomas (uedoh) | 108.49 | 98% | 2020-11-15 |
110. | Ziggynator | 🐸 (airxq) | 107.80 | 98% | 2020-12-03 |
111. | tstats[tshafer3] (tshafer3) | 107.48 | 98% | 2020-10-29 |
112. | nika (nika07) | 107.24 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
113. | -ˏˋ 🌟 ˎˊ- (rektless) | 107.09 | 98% | 2023-09-04 |
114. | (val___) | 106.92 | 95% | 2020-11-18 |
115. | Bruna (brunapp) | 106.88 | 98% | 2020-10-23 |
116. | Debi (ricejin) | 106.37 | 98% | 2020-12-05 |
117. | gokewho (gokewho) | 106.23 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
118. | sykelolxd (sykelolxd) | 106.12 | 97% | 2020-12-05 |
119. | ZaTh (zathz) | 106.09 | 98% | 2020-10-29 |
120. | Carmel (m_carmel) | 106.05 | 98% | 2020-11-14 |
121. | z0rp (z0rp) | 105.94 | 96% | 2020-11-10 |
122. | Harrison (160810601) | 105.63 | 98% | 2020-12-04 |
123. | anurag (sabanurag) | 105.10 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
124. | Nick (adyingwalrus) | 104.90 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
125. | :) (bavadin) | 104.01 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
126. | Gareth (morpen8) | 103.82 | 99% | 2020-10-18 |
127. | Sian Caleb (promechanics) | 103.80 | 98% | 2020-10-16 |
128. | (atypicaltypist) | 103.62 | 97% | 2020-10-23 |
129. | Antek (apilat) | 103.57 | 98% | 2020-11-14 |
130. | Ryan (minecraftbull) | 103.53 | 98% | 2020-10-22 |
131. | Vanessa (tehsnapple) | 103.44 | 99% | 2020-12-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,500 | 106.05 | October 9, 2020 |